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Small reviews of (I think) all incremental games I've ever played on Android

I don't know if this will be useful to anyone. So I write a line or two about every game I play, and decided to find all the incremental in my game journal and post them here. It starts with the latest games I've played and I think goes back to several years back. One thing I've realized is I have such a love-hate-hate relationship with this genre since I think I've hated 90% of the games and 100% of myself after each incremental phase. I usually angrily stop playing them for a while and restart them again, so this is more or less a journal of addiction, I suppose.
THE BEST GAMES I'VE PLAYED ARE THESE (no order):
  1. Kittens Game
  2. Antimatter Dimensions
  3. Oil Tycoon
Honorable Mention: Eggs, Inc
The rest: more or less hated it
Additional comment if you decide to scan through it, I complain a lot, so it is perfectly reasonable and normal to think, "why the fuck are you even playing these games, idiot??".

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Time Idle RPG
This game was confusing. It tells me the game's resources is time, where you get 1 of it every second, but that's not really something as unique as I assumed. It would have been cool if time as resources meant you used it to deal with something related to time. Maybe time travel? Maybe slowing and speeding time?
Instead time as resource buys you stuff like a library. And then you buy a camp or something. Honestly, I wasn't really feeling it.
2
Path of Idling
The biggest cardinal sin for me when it comes to incremental is when a game has a lot of features and it just completely throws them all at you instantly. The joy of a great incremental is how things slowly open up and each new achievement feels progress.
The game is a RPG game and these are the things that opened up for me in the first few hours.
Combat which includes normal fighting, dungeon, raid, boss, PVP (locked, but it just needs an ascend, which I haven't done)
Skills
Hero upgrades which include Passive (strength, defence, stamina, intelligence), Train, and a huge Tree
Town which you can buy workers who get you various things like gold, orbs, knowledge, etc. You can upgrade stuff here.
Quest that also includes Perks and Skill quests.
Gear which 5 equipment slots, plus craft plus trade plus smelt
Also gear for your Pet, which is also another tab!
Now, here is the thing. Because I have all of this pretty much instantly, I don't really know which ones are helping me go past a well. How is adding 10 points in strength helping me? Should I have added five in strength instead and five in defence? I have already bought 20 or so upgrades in the Tree, but I have no idea if I am made the optimal choice. There is no real excitement with getting new gear. And so on.
The dev has added a lot of features, now it's time to rework the game, and have the features take their time.
2
Idle Slayer
The game is like a super simple platformer. Your character is running and any enemy it hits, it automatically slays it. There is no HP, and all enemies die in one shot. Your only active play is jumping occasionally to grab coins or hit the flying enemies. Also, you have a run skill that has a cool down.
With the coins, we get new weapons that give us more coins. Enemies give us souls which is used for the prestige system that provides us with an interesting skill tree which provides a lot of choices on the path you want to do in terms of upgrades.
So far excellent, however, the game has an extremely serious issue of pacing. The game initially progresses so fast that in the first hour or so, you get almost all the weapons aside from the last two, which then grinds down to a snail pace. You can upgrade your past weapons, but they never really get into play again. Reaching high levels of past weapons sometimes gave me upgrades of that weapon of 10,000% but they still did nothing to my overall coin per second. I think the pacing needs to be fully reworked. It would have been nice to get new weapons after certain prestige cycles, so that every new weapon feels like we have passed a significant wall. The best part of an incremental game for me is to face a wall, and when I finally break it, I feel powerful again for a while. This game feels like this though, powerful powerful powerful powerful WALL........break it....WALL. And so on. I'm still playing it as I want to get some of the skills, but I feel like it could have been so much better.
4
Exponential Idle
A very back to the foundation kind of incremental. The premise is that you are a student and working on a formula. There is a neat story where as you progress in the game, your character progresses through university. Each upgrade gives you more and more automation until I reached a stage where I would check back once every 2 or 3 days, click a 2nd layer prestige reset, and close it. Meaning the game was something like 5 seconds of game player every 2 days. I just opened it for this review and realized I had reached the end game. The story wraps up and it tells me "You can take a rest. Travel a bit. Go outside!" NO, DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO GAME.
3
Factoid
Factoid & Spark should have the same review as they are almost the same game with only small differences. The games are the most basic kind of incremental, where you buy something with resources, until you get the next thing which gives you more of the resources. Both give you upgrades to speed things up, and finally prestige and it's own prestige upgrades. That's it. It's nice little change of pace from all the recent incremental that sometimes do too much, but obviously due to the very simple nature of it, it does eventually feel pointless, specially after you more or less open up everything and the prestige upgrades just keep repeating.
3
Spark
Factoid & Spark should have the same review as they are almost the same game with only small differences. The games are the most basic kind of incremental, where you buy something with resources, until you get the next thing which gives you more of the resources. Both give you upgrades to speed things up, and finally prestige and it's own prestige upgrades. That's it. It's nice little change of pace from all the recent incremental that sometimes do too much, but obviously due to the very simple nature of it, it does eventually feel pointless, specially after you more or less open up everything and the prestige upgrades just keep repeating. 3
Antimatter Dimensions
Easily top 5 incremental on mobile. Does everything perfectly. You progress nicely, and when new features open it, not only is it rewarding but more importantly, it keeps adding new dimensions (lol) to the game. I'd at the end game as I write this, and I realize that there was no point in the game where it felt stale. Each new prestige layer made the game feel fresh and almost like a new incremental game.
5
Melvor Idle
It seems this game was mainly aimed at Runescape players, which is probably why it didn't click for me. It also run extremely slow on my phone which also played a part in me not really getting into.
2
A Girl Adrift
The animation is really pretty and is a nice change of pace for incrementals, but I didn't really like the too much active play. Really had to keep going back and forth to different areas to do the fishing which got too repetitive for me.
You travel to different areas of the map to catch fish, which you get points and then you upgrade stuff, but I didn't really find any real excitement about the upgrades because I kept having to go back to previous areas to fish similar creatures.
3
Archer: Danger Phone
I'm really annoyed how terrible of a game this was. Two things I like, the TV show "Archer" and incremental games, and it's done in the most lazy manner. The game is the worst aspect of idle games where it's just a straight path of clicking the next upgrade with absolutely zero decision making. Every once in a while there is a mini game where Archer gets to shoot others but it's done in the most basic form of early 2000s flash games, where the animation budget is probably 3 dollars. Same static background and both enemies and Archer have just two animation frames. The absolute laziness of it is almost insulting to the player, because it feels like we aren't even worth the effort.
There is an Archer story in the game which develops really fast, which is the only positive part, but no voice acting is again another evidence that the creators of the game weren't given any budget for this.
1
Home Quest
This game is way too slow. You have to collect materials to build your settlement but everything takes time, so you click for a few seconds, and then you have to leave the game. Which I'm fine with, but the problem isn't the idle part of it, it's how the idle part of it combines with constant checking of the game which annoys me. I like an idle game where you forget to start the game for a day, you come up to a lot of resources, but this is a game which needs you to check back in every 30 minutes or an hour to really get anywhere. I felt that the micromanagement was getting worse as I progressed (without any actual thing to do when I am active in the game) that made me give up.
2
Idle Industry
This is probably an interesting game, but I gave up because the one thing I really disliked was the amount of resources and manufacturing that very quickly opens to you. You can buy raw materials, and you can either sell these raw materials or turn them into finished goods and sell them either. And each of these has several upgrade options (increase selling price, increase production, etc). Without even really getting too deep into the game, I have around 20 raw materials and around 30 finished products. A satisfying part of this genre is to have things slow open up for you, which gives me a decent feeling of satisfaction. But the money I got would quickly open up new products, so I would just jump ahead and purchase more expensive ones, and after a while I had a lot of materials and products at zero, and was instead focusing on latter ones.
2
Masters of Madness
Somewhat neat atmosphere and visuals, but too much active clicking. Click, upgrade to get more per clicks, get minions to get you some points without clicking, typical clicker, but with the added benefit of almost no idling. I like idling incrementals but clickers is a hard no from me.
1
Soda Dungeon 2
Basically similar to the first one, as far as I could tell. I did "finish" it but maybe I shouldn't have, since it really is the same thing from early on, specially once you get all the heroes and you kind of sort out which characters work best, then it's just the same. But because it was somewhat short and no real wall, it was at least easy to stick to it to the end.
2
Bacterial Takeover
Played for a decent amount and was actually more interesting that I thought, given the buttload of ad incentives. You create and upgrade bacteria, attack planets, and eventually go into a blackhole to prestige. Most of the game was good, but the part that killed it for me was the prestige system. Once you prestige, planets get super easy to attack, which becomes a lot of active play. I realized that each prestige was taking me at least 30 minutes to get to where I was, and it was just meaningless clicking. It got to a point where I was putting off prestige because it seemed like it would be a hassle so I stopped.
2
LogRogue
Cute graphics. The hero sort of hopping to hit the tiny monsters is cute to look at, but how long can you look at it and do nothing before you realize that it's boring? I suppose this is a game where it's just not for me. I don't like to have my phone open on a game and just watch it like a crazy person and do nothing. My rule is simple for incrementals. While the app is open, be active, if there isn't any choices to make, close the app while resources build up or whatever. I don't like it being open while I do nothing.
3
A Kittens Game
Incremental games are so strange. I get in and out of the phases. I loved this for so long and so obsessively that I wanted to only play incremental games. And then, just like that, I was wondering why the fuck I was wasting my time with this. Has happened countless times before.
But still probably the best incremental ever.
5
A Dark Room
An incremental cult classic of sorts but I don't find it really matches the genre. There is a bit of incremental at the beginning with people huts and stuff but then its just a ascii exploring game, which wasn't interesting to me.
2
Little Healer
Saw it mentioned in the Reddit incremental forum in one of the posts and thought it was a healer themed incremental which sounded neat. But it's like being a healer in a raid in World of Warcraft without any if the extras. Just a couple of bars representing your team mates and you healing them while they fight the boss. I didn't even like playing the healer in WoW so no way would I play this game.
1
Clickie Zoo
Started playing for a few days until I realized there a beta released with the dev reworking the game completely from scratch and releasing it as "Idle Zoo Tycoon". So, played that instead but this seemed like a game I would enjoy anyway.
4
Idling to Rule the Gods
The UI and one drawing if your character is really ugly enough to be distracting to me. The game, seemed interesting and I eventually was into it, but seems like a game that has been constantly being updated, which is not always a good thing, because features are obviously updated regularly to it, making the whole thing a bit bloaty.
I guess, this is the problem with this game for me, it's too fat. Also, one main part of the game is that your character creates Shadow Clones up to a maximum limit. Which is fine except the clones can't be made in offline mode. This might not be a big deal in its original web browser game but that doesn't work as well in a mobile format.
2
Realm Grinder
This is one of the really popular incremental and it's fanbase seems to love it for it's depth, but to be honest, I don't play these games for the depth, I play it for the simple dopamine rush of doing the same thing over and over again. It relaxes.
Although, I didn't even get to the depth part because I dislike games where it rushes in the beginning. I constantly bought buildings, got spells, and got upgrades without even looking at the description. Apparently, later on, we can get complicated race upgades, which seems not what I'm looking for in such a genre.
2
Spaceplan
A short (!!) incremental with an actual story (!!!). That's two cool points for it but unfortunately, the game mechanics of increment genre isn't so good. It's a space game with nice visuals and a great ending (cool music set to cool graphics) but the game itself wasn't really that fun. This same exact game would have been better in a different genre (maybe something like "Out There"?)
3
Zombidle
Felt like idle games again and this is the kind of examples that kept me away. Too much clicking and seems like advancement will start to get irritating since it relies on IAPs
2
Eggs, Inc
While I was playing it, Eggs, Inc was probably my favorite Android game I had ever played. But like most incremental games, there comes a moment when I suddenly stop and think, what am I doing?
Because there is something fascinating about Incrementals. Their addictiveness is in a way the whole point. An incremental is less of a game and more an act of electronic addictiveness. What's the point?
Eggs, Inc is a very well made and fun incremental but even the best in its genre is still pointless.
4
Castle Clicker
Supposedly a mix of incremental and city building but didn't really find out since the clickings were way to much. I know this is supposed to be the genre but I like the incremental part more than the tapping part. This seemed to be a good way to hurt your fingers.
2
Endless Era
This RPG clicker game is like other such games but with horrible GUI and animations. Tap tap tap. It's my fault for downloading such games. Why would I ever think this would be fun???
1
Idle Quote
An incremental game with a unique twist. This time we get to make up quotes! The first negative about the game and this irritates me a lot is most of the quotes are fake. A quick search on Google and this proves it. Quotes are generally attributed to Buddha or Ghandi or shit like that and it's usually fake like most quotes on the internet. This kills the major possible advantage of the game because I thought coming up with arbitrary words would at least give me some quotes to learn. Aside from the this, the game isn't fun either because it slows down very quickly meaning you combine words very slowly at a certain stage of the game and then it becomes a boring grind.
2
Monster Miser
An incremental game with almost no graphics. We just see character portraits of monsters which we buy and then upgrade until we buy the next monster. Eventually we prestige which gives us multipliers. The only game choice is choosing between two monsters with each new monster with unique benefits. Annoyingly there is a max limit which I wish didn't exist because I wanted to prestige so much that I would be over powerful in upgrading like that "Idle Oil Tycoon". Still, pointless but reasonably fun.
3
Pocket Politics
An incremental take on politics sounds fun but it's so generic that it could have been about anything. A Capitalist idle game or a cooking idle game, it wouldn't matter. IAP was also the usual shitty kind.
1
Time Clickers
A shooter incremental sounds like a cool twist but it's not a FPS like I imagined it would be. I'm just stuck in a room and I was shooting blocks. Upgrades didn't give me any enjoyment since I was shooting fucking blocks.
1
Tap Tap Fish - Abyssrium
I thought this was going to be relaxing incremental but the ridiculous and generic IAPs and all the social integeration spoil it. Too much time is spent in them asking you to buy or share or tweet or post or give them a blowjob. And there is nothing relaxing about that.
2
Cartoon 999
Incremental game about comic book writers, but not the marvel DC kind, it seemed to be the webcomic one and I think it's a Korean developer so all the characters and injokes made no sense to me. The whole thing was just targeted to a very specific audience.
2
Dungeon Manager
Incremental games need to be simple but this is beyond simple, it's just upgrade a fighter to level 5, go to next dungeon character, do the same, and just continue without any of the delicious balancing of upgrades like other idle games.
2
Final Fortress
Incremental games are already pointless but when it's super heavy on IAP than its also annoying, but when it always has bugs that doesn't register my offline earnings, then it just needs a uninstall in its face.
The zombie skin was also crappy.
1
Mana Maker
Here is how I know this clicker isn't very good. It doesn't make me hate all clickers and my life and mobile gaming in general for being so addictive and pointless.
So fail, sorry.
2
Infinity Dungeon
The usual incremental RPG that I should probably never play again. Starts simple enough and then gets more or a chore as you play.
1
Another incremental game which I had promised myself not to play anymore because they are so pointless and repetitive and endless. Well, this wasn't infinite and had a goal at 999 level so I thought it was good but while the humor was cute, the game did become very repetitive. Every 10 levels the slimes changed but after every 100 levels the whole thing restarted and while the monsters got stronger, I seemed to get even stronger. So the game became easier as I progressed and there was no more challenge. By level 800, I gave up.
2
Tap Dungeon RPG
Okay, I'm running out of ways to complain about those incremental RPG games that all have similar problems. It starts off reasonably fast and fun but soon it seems like I am in a data entry job. Doing the same thing over and over again with little changes.
1
Dungeon 999 F: Secret of Slime Dungeon
Another incremental game which I had promised myself not to play anymore because they are so pointless and repetitive and endless. Well, this wasn't infinite and had a goal at 999 level so I thought it was good but while the humor was cute, the game did become very repetitive. Every 10 levels the slimes changed but after every 100 levels the whole thing restarted and while the monsters got stronger, I seemed to get even stronger. So the game became easier as I progressed and there was no more challenge. By level 800, I gave up.
2
Tap Dungeon RPG
Okay, I'm running out of ways to complain about those incremental RPG games that all have similar problems. It starts off reasonably fast and fun but soon it seems like I am in a data entry job. Doing the same thing over and over again with little changes.
1
Tower of Hero
You start on the first floor of the tower and keep fighting your way up by summoning your heroes (by clicking) and recruiting other fighters, get upgrades, level up, and then, ugh, here is the typical incremental RPG part, restart, get items, and do it ALL over again.
There is something fun about restarting and getting slowly stronger each time but it also feels so pointless after a while. Such a pointless genre now that I have played a billion of such titles, heh.
3
Pageboy
Yet another incremental RPG which I have no idea why I downloaded because I'm sick of the genre. I played a pageboy to a knight who does the fighting while I collect the lot. I collect the loot, buy stuff for the knight, and eventually I restart to do the same thing again and get better items but this game I didn't even RESTART! Because fuck it! Fuck it!
2
Idle Warriors
The story is cute. Human population is regressing while monster population is on the rise. So the humans start enslaving monsters to mine for them! The brave warriors beat the crap out of monsters, kidnap the bosses, and enslave them. The animation of monsters slaving away while speech balloons above them talk about their wife and children is funny.
But the game itself is another RPG incremental which I should start staying away from. These games are like a chore for me nowadays because I'm doing the same crap again and again. The blame is probably on me because it seems like a reasonably solid game. But hey, fuck it, I PERSONALLY didn't enjoy it.
2
Tap! Tap! Faraway!
Any game that is remotely like Tap Titan scares me. They are addictive at first and very fast moving but after every restart gets more and more annoying. It soon turns into a time eating activity with the player having to redo the initial levels to get relics to get better items to progress further to restart to get relics to and so on until the player realizes how much time he is putting in the game for a repetitive activity.
2
Auto RPG
Now that is a title the game developers didn't spend too much time on. RPG battles are automatic but I can help out by clicking like a mad man. I started with one hero but would get additional members in my party as the story progressed. Party members receive skills as as they level up and while all the skill usage is automatic, it did give me a sense of progression which is extremely important in a RPG and which I think is usually lacking in incremental games. It usually starts feeling useless but in this game at least there are new maps, new members, and an actual end sight!
There is an infinity stage once the last boss is defeated but I am glad the infinity stage happens AFTER the end and it's not the game itself.
4
Merchant
Hire a hero and send on to battle. The battles is done automatically and takes time, starts with something short like 10 seconds with each battle taking longer. The loot is raw materials which can be used to craft equipment which also takes real life time with better items taking longer. The crafted items can either be sold or equipped to the hero to make him be able to fight stronger monsters.
I was worried I would hate the longer crafting and fighting times because I hate games which I have to watch for a task to finish but even though the durations for longer, I had more to do. However, I don't know what would have happened in the end game because I gave up on it. New maps were exactly like the first map just with different heroes but the progression was similar in each level which felt that I was doing the exact same thing all over again but with longer task times.
2
Idle Oil Tycoon
This is the best idle game I played. It's graphics aren't just minor, they are none existent. It's just numbers, so basic that my sister thought I was on a stock market app.
It's such a simple concept. Invest, get oil, upgrade then like other idlers restart to get a bonus and do the full thing all over again. When I finished the game, I played the unlimited mode which I played until the unlimited mode couldn't handle the numbers anymore.
5
Soda Dungeon
This kind-of Idle Dungeon was great. I started with weak ass fighters who would fight on my behalf while I collected the loot. I then got to use the lot to upgrade the sofa bar to recruit more adventurers. Not sure why it was a sofa bar. Maybe they wanted to make it a family game and not have alcohol? Sounds weird but the sofa element in a RPG game sounds weirder.
The game only hit a brick for me when, like most other incremental games, there is no real closure. Once I thought I bet the big bad guy, it just goes on, harder but similar enough with no end in sight. Eventually, we have to stop playing right, but it always feels a bit like a let down when I don't feel like I have finished the game.
4
10 Billion Wives Kept Man Life
The two games from this company, 10 Billion Wives and Kept Man Life, have similar strengths and weaknesses.
I liked the silly premises from both. In 10BM, I had to get married as much as I could, using the loves I collect to marry more expensive wives! In KML, I'm a boyfriend who doesn't work and I have to please my career gf so she would take care of me.
Both start reasonably fast and I was willing to grind through difficult parts but the end game is like a brick wall. Passing through it to get all the achievements is pretty much impossible unless one puts in way too many hours. And it's a shame because I really wanted to get all the achievements to see all the tiny little extra stuff.
3
Adventure Capitalist
One of the better incremental games, but now that I am out of the short lived incremental fan phase, I realized how dumb the genre is. Tap, tap, tap, upgrade, do this a million times, reset, and do it all over again like a moron. The game does deserve credits for me acting like a moron and playing it for so long but I also cheated and got free cash and then if occupying became even more pointless.
3
The Monolith
A combination of an incremental and a civilization building game seemed like an excellent idea and in some ways, it was, specially how we get to upgrade through the ages from cavemen to futuristic. But no offline feature means that the resets aren't enticing.
2
USSR Simulator
An incremental game that has a great theme (USSR!) but absolutely horrible to enjoy, even though I did stick to it. After a certain upgrades, the game just turned into me popping in the game, clicking an upgrade and then forgetting about the game for a few days.
2
RPG Clicker
They should call these games tappers not clickers. We are not clicking anything on a touchscreen device. Anyway, tap tap tap level up buy weapons tap tap and uninstall.
1
Logging Quest Logging Quest 2
[Review is for the original and its sequel]
There is not much of a difference between the game. I actually played them both at the same time because the actual game is offline. You choose your hero, send them to a dungeon, and then come back to the game after a while to see how well they did. I thought an offline RPG like this might be interesting but then, if you don't really play a game, how much fun can it be?
1
Another pointless incremental. I was in an incremental phase and got so many incremental games that I know realize were absolutely pointless.
Hit a tree, buy upgrades, get a new hero, and continue hitting a tree. Not much offline it seems which is what I like about incrementals.
1
Galaxy Clicker
A space incremental that should have been a lot of fun. You get to upgrade your spaceship and buy new ones and explorer new planets. But first of all, the interface is so ugly that it makes playing the game less enjoyable. And a lot of things I didn't really get no matter how much I would play like the full exploring planets. The spaceships were nice, so it could have been fun.
2
Megatramp
A pretty pointless incremental kind of game. You are a tramp and then you can collect money to buy upgrades to make more money, with no strategy needed, nor any effort needs to be made to hurt your brain cells.
1
Inflation RPG
It supposed to be some kind of incremental RPG, I think, which has you resetting and getting more powerful and then fighting monsters to get insane levels. It is very unique but I couldn't get into it.
2
Widget RPG
Are you fucking with me? This is button bashing rpg in the most extreme manner. You get a widget, so you don't even have to open the game and distract yourself from the button bushing. Just click the button and the game plays behind the scenes and gets you experience, loot, and kills.
It's a ridiculous idea that is fun for a few minutes to see what they come up with but there is only so much button bashing you can do.
2
Capitalist Tycoon
I downloaded this game because I was in an incremental/idle game phase and really enjoyed AdVenture Capitalist. But this game is nothing like that. On the surface, it seems similar, buy small investments, make money, buy bigger investments, and so on.
But with this game, there is no offline mode, and you keep having to wake up managers, AND the goal is to see how much you make in one year. Bah. I prefer the incremental approach which makes you build and build and build, not try to rush it in just a year.
2
Clicking Bad
An incremental clicking game that is themed after Breaking Bad. It is a fun idea it's a very simple game with little to do aside from the obvious of upgrading and upgrading. The only twist might be to balance out making lots of money selling drugs and not attracting the law but even that is only a small challenge at the start. Eventually, you will get enough upgrades to bring the law risk so down that it makes no impact on the game play.
2
Zombie Tapper
A super basic incremental clicker game with a zombie team. Click click click to eat brains, use brains (?) to buy zombies to do the brain eating for you and then buy upgrades for your zombies, and buy new zombies and it all feels very pointless.
1
Bitcoin Billionaire
I started to enjoy incremental games, but it needs to have a good offline mode, because I don’t want to just play a game where I keep tapping. But that doesn’t mean I didn’t play. I played it, and I played a lot of it, because I could reset the game (like most incremental games) and it gives you a small benefit where you could finish the full game a bit faster (it gives you bonus income). So, I kept finishing and resetting, and each time the start to finish would shorten, so I thought I would reach a stage where I could finish each start-to-finish in an instant! It didn’t happen. I got bored first.
3
Tap Titan
An addictive tapping game. Just tap on the creatures, level up, get new skills, hire heroes, and then reset and to it all over again to progress further. It’s an incremental game where it depends on resets to progress, but no real offline bonus, so you have to be playing online. Which got boring, so I installed an app that does the tapping for me, which is actually a stupid way to play the game, but this isn’t an attempt to prove to anyone my intelligence. Anyway, thankfully something went wrong and my progress got deleted, WHICH WAS A GOOD THING, because the game was extremely addictive.
4
God Squad
I’ve realized most incremental games are stupid. Tap on monsters to kill, collect gold, buy Roman Gods, level them up, fight other monsters, and then get bored.
1
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Bored? Looking for something to do? Start with this list of things to do in the Sacramento area.

(Credit for the below list has to be given to u/BurritoFueled, who created the original list in 2014 and updated it a year later. Almost two-thirds of the items below are still from that original list. All I’ve done with the list is revive it a little bit by updating dead links and making little tweaks when necessary. Also, thanks to those that submitted new additions to the list last week. Over a third of the below items are new and a lot of the original items have had newer information added onto them.)
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UPDATED 10-6-20
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READ ME: Part 3


READ ME: Part 1
READ ME: Part 2
It was a few days of me relaxing just taking in the mellow mood that our Cecily- turned sea creature left me with her musical talents. Cecily also gifted me with a relaxing feeling.
It helped my anxiety in a way I can’t explain. I fed Doby, the fish I confiscated from the magical book, and bought him a new tank for my kitchen. I think he was another gift from Cecily. I was just happy I was able to put her soul to rest.
I spent all that Saturday setting up the sea salt tank fit with plants. Typically, it took time to set up a tank, but I didn’t exactly have time to do that with Doby. I even got him a few companions to keep him company.
Then a few days later, as I was feeding Doby admiring the new purple and turquoise blue decor, I felt a sudden need to cut my wrist. I felt like I was in a trance.
I walked over to the kitchen, opening the drawer pulling out a sharp knife, I began slicing my arm. I didn’t bleed much, but I had this overwhelming, depressing feeling coming over me. Then I heard my television pop on all by itself.
There was a news story about a young girl about sixteen years old that had gone missing. The report was dated three years ago. I knew then it was the book. Dropping the knife, I ran to get a paper towel and some alcohol to clean the wound I created.
I heard guns firing lasers, and I saw a blue light illuminating from the book. I took a big gulp; what was I getting myself into?
I opened the book to THE MURDER SHOW, which was the next story I was to read, and took a deep breath. I looked down and could see a tiny television featuring two teenagers playing a video game in a room. It was like I was watching a movie. One of them had short bleach blonde hair, the other had long black hair, and I recognized her as the missing teenage girl from the news that had just been featured on my television.
Instead of reading this story, I was watching it. I was hearing her voice inside of my mind, or maybe it was out loud. I couldn’t tell anymore.
I looked at the pages before me. They were turning on their own like an old fashioned picture book. I watched a girl as her eyes turned and faced me.
She had black hair, dark eyes, and pale skin. She had a black t-shirt on with a ton of bracelets. Her thin face was pretty, but she didn’t smile.
Instead, I could do nothing except listen to the story titled:
THE MURDER SHOW
My name is Andrea Becker, and as long as I could remember, I wanted to die.
I know it sounds strange, but I looked at death as that permanent nostalgic return to your soul.
I swear I’m not a freak. I know I look the part, don’t get me wrong. I am cliche for someone my age.
Let me begin by telling you how it all began.
When I was ten years old, my grandparents were visiting from out of town. My grandmother was taking a shower, and when she got out, she screamed for my mother as she was having chest pains. She fell over onto the bathroom floor. The EMT’s were there in record time; maybe it was slow- I just know it was all a blur. I watched them trying to bring my grandmother back. My grandpa wasn’t home; he had gone shopping with my dad and older brother. So, I had a front-row to the tragic end of a woman I had loved so much.
Then I knew the exact moment she died. I saw her ghost or her soul, whatever you believe. It floated out of her body, and it LOOKED at me! My grandmother’s spirit looked at me and smiled. I knew then everything would be fine, but it wasn’t about me. It was about how at peace she was. I longed for that peace.
I lost my grandpa a few years later, but my grandmother’s death stuck with me. I started reading everything in the end. I knew it wasn’t simple science like some claim. You do leave your body when you die. Where you go is anyone’s guess, I just know what I saw that day my grandma died.
I had never considered killing myself. That was too weird. Then one day, my best friend, Carla, told me she liked to cut herself. She showed me her scars on her wrists. I was taken back by her self-harm.
“What if you go too deep?” I asked her.
“I have a couple of times, but I have gotten good at stitching myself up,” she smirked.
“Doesn’t it hurt?” I asked her.
“Yeah, but sometimes it is the only way I can feel things. I just feel like the world gets to be too much sometimes, and I want to escape it. I just don’t want to die.”
That is when I looked at her. “I have always wanted to die,” I said tears in my eyes.
“What you mean, like kill yourself?”
“No, just be at peace.”
“I feel at peace after I feel that rush. Like I get a rush from the pain for a second, and it makes me less - I dunno how to explain it.”
“I get it,” I said, and my friend had become my best friend.
I never told her, but I started self-harming after that. I had to know if it would give me the peace that I longed for when my grandmother showed me that look in her eyes. Like AT LAST, she could rest!
Sadly, over the next few years, Carla and I stopped being so close. She started hanging with a posh stuck up crowd. I still craved death. There was little in common with the mean girls' squad.
At seventeen, I had become close friends with a guy named Paul, whom I had a lot in common. We both enjoyed Mr. Fraziers English class, played tons of video games, and enjoyed hacking.
Not like professional hacking, just silly stuff like the local website to our local pizza shop. We hacked into it to say that all the prices had been reduced to 99cents. Silly kid stuff. We were never caught.
Then one day, Paul came over with two of his laptops.
“I have to show you something.” He said to me, excitedly.
“You ever been on the dark web?”
I shook my head. “No way!”
“It isn’t all weirdos; I buy stupid shit on there like electronics. Lots of black market stuff. It isn’t all organs and creepers doing things to people.”
“You aren’t messing with those sites, are you?” I asked him, concerned.
“No, I just found one, though. I can’t tell if they are serious. It’s called THE MURDER SHOW.”
“What the hell, Paul?”
“No, I have everything blocked. They can’t find us. I wanted you to see these comments. It freaked me out.”
“You are on the DARK WEB PAUL!” I retorted.
“Listen, just look at this. Can this be real?”
I hesitated and then took his laptop and looked at the site. It was a chat room.
I read a few of the posts they talked about murder and the best way to do it. Then I read on.
Der786: YOU READY, RANDY? One poster asked.
RANDY01: YEAH JUST DON’T HURT ME TOO MUCH. Another user name responded.
Der786: YOU GET THAT INSURANCE FILLED OUT?
RANDY01: MY WIFE WILL NEVER WANT FOR ANYTHING EVER AGAIN.
What the hell?
Paul grabbed the laptop. “They let themselves be murdered for entertainment.”
“On purpose?”
“Yeah, one guy had cancer and didn’t want to live anymore. It even says on the disclaimer that this is the Doctor Kavorkian of murder sites. It is all pity kills. They won’t do it to healthy, happy, or well-adjusted humans. You must prove you are worthy, and they will do the cleanup, so no one ever finds out.”
“It is real. Turn it off, Paul.”
“Sorry, I didn’t mean to freak you out. I just thought you would think it was at least interesting.”
“It is scary and unfortunate if I’m honest.”
Paul’s cell phone rang.
“Sorry, mom, yes, I forgot. I’m with Andrea. I’m coming.”
I looked at Paul, and he ran out and left.
He was gone, and so I continued playing a new video game that I had bought with my allowance.
I wasn’t paying any attention when I heard someone say, “I see you.”
Huh? I said to myself.
“You there! Girl with the black hair!”
What the hell? Then I realized that Paul had left his stupid laptop on the floor of my bedroom, and it was still on that silly murder site!
I peeked over my bed and looked down at the laptop, and just as I was about to close it, a man spoke again.
“Don’t close it yet; you had to come here for a reason. Why don’t you tell me what brought you here.”
“I- I didn’t. My friend found it by accident, and we weren’t interested in the site.”
“That is okay, so you were curious. Can I answer any of your questions?”
This was getting too weird for me.
“I am good. I think I get it.”
“Look, I get it. It’s real live dark web shit. I’d want to close the laptop and burn it too. Only I have seen you. How do you know I haven’t already tracked your address? How do you know I am not using facial recognition to figure out exactly who you are, Andrea Becker.”
He said my name. How did he know my name?
I was going to kill Paul.
I picked up the laptop and looked at the man who didn’t look like your typical weirdo. He was sitting at a desk wearing a polo shirt. He had a friendly smile and kind eyes. Suddenly I felt comforted instead of creeped out, and I didn’t know what it was.
“My name is Milton. I founded this site to let people let out a little bit of carnal steam. Tell me about yourself.”
“This is weird. I don’t know you.”
“Okay, I’ll begin. I’m married. I am a father of two kids. Jessica and Jenna. I work in management. This is just a side thing. I can assure you I am every bit as human as you are. So tell me, why do you wish to die, Andrea Becker?”
At that moment, it was like he had spoken to my heart. No one had ever spoken so honestly to me before. It was like having someone see your soul. At that moment, I thought, this is fate.
“Peace.”
I found myself speaking honestly, and even if I regretted it later, I couldn’t help it. It was nice to see that someone could read my mind. At least it felt like that.
“I think most of us who are empathic to the ways of the world feel the same way you do.”
“Yeah, I guess.” I sat up straight and leaned into the screen on my laptop.
I was beginning to feel much more comfortable than I had thought I ever would. It was strange to trust someone on the dark web like this, but there was something about this man. He had a hold over me.
“Tell you what, we are holding an event tonight at eleven, and I hope you will log on to join us to see what we are all about. I promise it isn’t what you think.”
“I will have to check it out,” I said, partially wondering if I wanted to have anything more to do with this man.
The screen went black, and I shut Paul’s laptop.
I decided to go downstairs to grab a wine cooler out of the fridge. It was almost ten o’clock, and my parents were asleep, so I knew I wouldn’t get in trouble.
I drank the crappy drink, thinking long and hard about what had transpired and wondering if I wanted to know what went on in this so-called murder show.
It was five till eleven, and my cowardice was in full force, so I turned on the television.
“A WHITE VAN IS THE SUSPECT IN THE MISSING TEEN’S DISAPPEARANCE IN FRANKLIN COUNTY. WITNESSES SAY THEY SAW YOUNG JAMES MADISON TALKING TO SOMEONE DRESSED AS A CLOWN AS HE WAS ON HIS WAY TO SCHOOL FRIDAY MORNING…”
I turned off the disturbing news program deciding I would see the big deal with this “murder show.” There could not possibly be any reason for this nice man I had talked to be part of some sympathy murder thing.
The screen was still black, and then I saw a small room come into focus. The chat room was coming alive with flower emojis, and last-minute thank yous and best wishes from viewers who were donating bitcoin to the website’s owner.
Then I saw a man sitting in a chair and typing away at his computer. Something oddly terrifying about it was because the viewers seemed to see it, but the man didn’t seem to have anything to do with the viewers as though he didn’t even know he was being watched.
I watched as some of the viewers suddenly were also aware of this fact.
RHONDA24: Do you think he even knows this is the last night on earth?
Davtelly45: Nope, that is how it works.
RHONDA24: I know, but I thought he would be more prepared. He has been with us so long here.
Davtelly45: He will die soon, but he will be better off.
RHONDA24: No more cheating wife, no more debt, and no more anxiety about what tomorrow will bring.
Sassy-maria: I’m so happy for him.
Davtelly45: Me too, girl.
IVANfist: I hope this one is bloody, though. I like them with a little bit of gore.
RHONDA24: I have to admit I do too. Maybe he will get slashed on the throat.
Davtelly45: I just want our boy to be happy.
IVANfist: Fuck that gore all the way!
I read the chat, and then I watched as the man sitting at his computer seemed to be working on something very intensely. That is when I heard what sounded like a doorbell ring. The man everyone was watching got up, and walked away. I guessed to answer the door.
Then I heard the sound of someone yelling. A man with a black mask on was soon dragging the man who had just been sitting at the computer into his office.
“No, I have changed my mind! Please, I don't’ want to-”
His throat was slashed in front of the computer. The slash was so deep it nearly decapitated the man who was only moments ago typing away at his laptop.
I gasped, watching the scene unfold before me. Then the chat room exploded.
RHONDA24: Bye, Randy. We will miss you.
UNKNOWN: no, we won’t.
Davtelly45: SO long, Randy. I hope you can now be at peace.
UNKNOWN: Randy will never be at peace now. Hope he rots in hell.
Davtelly45: WHo is this?
RHONDA24: I will miss Randy, but anything will be better than dealing with a cheating wife, too much debt, and not knowing what tomorrow will bring. I long for my day to rest.
UNKNOWN: You should just put yourself out of your misery.
Davtelly45: Seriously, what the hell? Guy, this is pretty insensitive. We are celebrating the life and death of a warrior.
There was some strange interference, and I shut off the laptop, unplugging it.
I texted Paul to get his stupid laptop, and he told me he would be over tomorrow to get it.
I was sick to my stomach.
Had a real-life murder just taken place?
I knew without a shadow of a doubt it had.
I was paralyzed with fear and yet oddly jealous. I secretly wished I would be able to feel that peace that Randy felt. It terrified me, though, to no end.
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I woke up the next morning and prepared for school. I had strange dreams of the people on the computer screen. I had dreams of them talking about me the way they had Randy.
I was sweating when I got out of bed, and I readied myself for school and what the new day would bring.
Paul came over after school to get his laptop, and I made sure I didn’t mention what happened the night before. I just wanted that website out of my life.
Paul seemed unphased by the fact I had his laptop. He had a few, so what was one going missing?
Following that incident, I stayed off my computer as much as possible. Then I had to log onto my own laptop to finish a school project about two weeks later.
When I logged into my email, there were many messages from a person that called themselves FALCON.
“Andrea Becker, this is FALCON, Milton wanted me to let you know that he knows you logged on to watch Randy transition, and he wanted to see how you were since viewing our little show.”
I deleted the messages. I didn’t want anything to do with these weird people.
As I had this thought, I got an instant message from MILTON.
Milton: Andrea, I am sorry you seem alarmed by Randy’s transition. Tell me, how did that make you feel? It is okay to feel scared, terrified, sad, angry, or all of the above.
I looked at what he was typing, and that same sweet consoling man made my guard go down. I would have asked him how he got my email, but I already knew that if it were easy for them to get my name, how much harder would it be to get my email?
Milton: Andrea?
Me: Hello, Milton. I don’t know how I feel about what I saw. I don’t think I want anything to do with this.
Milton: Andrea, talk to me.
Me: I don’t know what to say. You killed a man.
Milton: Yes, but he wanted it. We helped him transition. We can help you.
I looked at what he was saying. I had wanted so badly to feel at peace and lose all of my earthly worries, but this was too much too fast.
Me: I have to go to Milton.
Milton: Andrea Becker, reconsider. You don’t have to participate, but we are people that understand you. I read your online diary, your poetry, and I know what you wish for.
I was stunned and felt violated. How did they hack into my online diary? It was private thoughts on my blog site I never made public. I was terrified, and then Milton said something else that made me reconsider.
Milton: I have seen your interactions with others. We have watched you interact with your friends. We know it wasn’t you that initially found our website. We don’t care. We welcome you. We only ask that you keep our little secret to help others like yourself, and like Randy.
I don’t know what made me do it. I began to trust Milton. For the first time in my life, I didn’t feel weird about my feelings on death. These people seemed to understand.
Me: I feel so weird talking about it.
Milton: It is hard to acknowledge your feelings at first, but once you do, you will begin to understand.
Me: Are there others like Randy?
Milton: We try not to allow too many transitions at once. We give people time to mourn in our community after someone transitions. We have another coming up at the end of the month. This person has yet to be named.”
Me: How does it work?
Milton: We take a vote on who is next. Once the vote is in, the nominee gets contacted through a congratulations email to give them time to tie up loose ends. Then they are not told the day or time of their death. We feel that it would ruin the transition.
Me: What if they change their mind?
Milton: They are given no way to back out. It is in our clause. If you are on track for transition, which I feel you are, just being a part of our community is an agreement. You have already witnessed a transition - an illegal act. So you have already agreed to the clause.
Me: What about you?
Milton: What about me?
ME: Can you transition?
Milton: I will in time. My agreement was after my children will be old enough to understand. Once they are, then I will join others like Randy and you.
“Oh,” I typed
Milton: I have to go now; it was nice chatting with you. Remember, if you ever need someone to talk to, we are here. We understand how you feel.
He logged off the chat, and I sat in front of the chat. Then another name popped up.
RHONDA24: Hello, Andrea.
I didn’t respond right away.
RHONDA24: I just want to let you know if you ever need a friend. I am not much older than you, and I get how you feel. You can reach out to me.
Me: Thank you. I have to go now.
RHONDA24: Have a great evening, Andrea.
I logged off the computer.
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As time wore on, I realized that I enjoyed the community. I had made a few friends within the community. I had several bad days in the last month; one of them was that I had a falling out with Paul. He was angry with me for spending time online in the “transition” community as I had learned to refer to it as.
The community helped me overcome some of my anxieties, so I didn’t think so much about dying anymore. If anything, I wanted to live because I felt relieved that I now had a group that understood how I felt. After all, they felt the same way as me.
Then the day came out of nowhere. I was planning my graduation speech, as I had been elected by Mr. Frazier to give my class a short address. I typed, re-typing, and over-editing everything I was writing when I got a ding on my computer.
My email popped up, and I recognized the email address. It was from FALCON.
CONGRATULATIONS ANDREA BECKER YOUR COUNTDOWN TO TRANSITION BEGINS 5-4-3-2- NOW.
I gulped reading the email because I didn’t feel the way I had before. I didn’t want to panic. This had to be a mistake. I was no longer depressed; I had things to live for now. Why had they voted on me transitioning?
I saw that Milton was online.
ME: Milton? I think you made a mistake. I am the least qualified to transition. Especially that now I feel so much better!
Crickets could have chirped from the computer. Instead of responding as Milton had hundreds of times before, he ignored me and logged off.
This was a nightmare. I stood up, looking around my room.
Indeed, I’d have time to graduate. I was at the disadvantage of being home alone. My parents were at some Union banquet because my father was on the teamster's board. I got up from my computer desk and locked all of the doors and secured the doors.
I turned on the radio to think. There was a story on the radio about a White Van and how another child had been missing. Another witness saw someone dressed as a clown talking to the child.
Ugh! Not something I needed to know to hear right now. I flipped the station to some soft music. Sarah Mclachlan came on, so I left it. I needed to think. I logged into the chat, and I could see all the congratulations Andrea comments in the chat.
ME: Hey guys, I think there is a mistake.
RHONDA24: Congratulations, Andrea!
DAVTELLY45: I hope you have the best transition.
UNKNOWN: I hope you bleed into the camera for daddy.
ME: WHAT?
Who would say such a thing?
UNKNOWN: I can’t wait to cut you from ear to ear.
RHONDA24: DUDE! Get out of here!
I got a private chat request from Rhonda24.
I accepted it.
Rhonda24: Don’t sweat it, Andrea. The guy is some weirdo that has been harassing a bunch of us. We can’t block him. He has this crazy firewall system. Just please know how happy I am for you and how much I will miss you.
I couldn’t think of anything else to say.
I was about to log off when there was a bang from outside my house.
Before I could do anything, a stranger wearing a black mask burst through my bedroom door. I stood in pure terror and shock.
It was happening now!
I did the only thing I could think of and grabbed the desk chair in front of me, and flung it at the stranger.
He was tall, thin, and didn’t seem to have been prepared for my sudden means of survival.
He lurched forward and grabbed me by the throat. I could feel his large hands trying to suffocate me. I looked over to the computer and saw it had popped back on - all on its own accord. A red light flashed on the screen. I realized I was being recorded for someone’s amusement.
The darkness engulfed me in this very moment, and I sprung up, kicking the man in the groin.
He growled in pain, and for a moment, I had time to run but not for long before the man stood up and shut my bedroom door so I had no means of escape.
He pulled out a knife from behind him, and I looked around my room to find something else I could defend myself with. I saw a coffee mug, grabbing it and throwing it at his head. To my luck, he stopped to rub his head, and I barreled past him towards the door.
Then I was caught off guard by a swiping of the knife to the back of my leg, causing me to scream in pain.
I hit the ground, and he went for my throat with the knife. I rolled over quickly, causing him to stab the floor instead of me.
I kicked him in the head this time as he struggled to get the knife out of the wooden floor. He fell to the ground, and for a moment, we both worked with the knife. Finally, I managed to grab it and stab him inside the chest.
The struggle was over. Someone had transitioned tonight, but it wasn’t me. It wasn’t going to be me. I had far too much to live for. I took a deep breath and then took off the mask of the man.
To my utter despair, it was Paul. How had Paul gotten involved with trying to kill me?
It all made perfect sense now how they all had known so much about me. Still, Paul had been my best friend for years. I ran downstairs to find my cell phone and call for 911.
The dispatcher said they would be sending for someone as soon as possible.
I saw a large white truck coming towards my house, barreling down my street. I jumped into the road, flagging them down.
There was something strange about the truck. I realized when the headlights were no longer blinding my vision that it wasn’t the ambulance. I backed up onto the sidewalk and continued to look down the street for the ambulance. The truck did something strange, though. They stopped in front of me back up, so my view down the road was blocked.
A door to the back of the truck opened up.
There were two tall men dressed as clowns. One had blue hair and a red nose with what looked like blood around his mouth and dirty teeth. He grinned big at me. The other had on a red and yellow wig with green makeup. He looked more sinister than the other clown.
They stood looking at me, and then circus music began to play. I was annoyed by whatever joke they were trying to play, especially at a time like this. I could hear the ambulance now as it was making its way down my street. I tried to walk around the two stupid clowns. It was all so ridiculous to me.
That is when one of them grabbed me. I screamed for them to let me go! I had to help Paul! Then the other one helped get me by the legs. Before I knew it, I was no longer breathing.
I, Andrea Becker, died that night. I won’t bore you with the details. It was gruesome, and it was horrid. I have been missing for three years. I hope someone can see my story and relay what happened to me.
I’d like my parents to be able to have peace. We all deserve some peace.
I saw the book close on its own then. There were tears in my eyes as I read the last words of Andrea Becker.
I wasn’t sure how I could help, but I went over to my computer. There were numerous reports on the sightings of clowns in connection to missing children. I decided to search for the area combining missing person cases from around the region. I didn’t know how I was suddenly able to hack into systems using multiple databases, but I was doing it. For Andrea Becker’s sake, I was doing it.
That is when I found something very crucial. There were several sightings recently in my neighborhood. There were also six missing persons in a five-mile vicinity. I clicked, I typed, and I searched until I put the connections together. In all of the disappeared persons, there were three bodies found. One was of a seventeen-year-old female.
I knew without a shadow of a doubt that it would be the remains of Andrea Becker’s young body. I forwarded the information to the detective working the case. How had they not put it together on their own, I had no idea. I did now have gifts now that helped me help those who could not help themselves.
Later that night, there was a break in three of the missing person cases. No thanks to me. I was tired after Andrea Becker’s story.
That book never rests, though. Last night in the middle of the night, I heard music coming from somewhere.
It woke me from a dead sleep. I decided to find out what the matter was. It sounded like circus music.
I walked into my living room, and parked in front of my house was a white van with clowns in the driver's seat. I stared at them for a long while and then opened my front door.
Two maniacal clowns got out of the back, and as they slowly made their way towards my house, I let out a deep breath. Then I yelled.
I was using my new found thunderous gift their windows to the van all burst. They both held on to their ears as though they were in pain. I had no doubt why they were here.
I heard someone yell, “HELP ME, PLEASE!” It was a woman.
I became momentarily distracted by the sound of wailing behind me. Sad, painful wailing.
I looked away from the clown van towards the READ ME book on my couch. When I looked back toward the street, the van with the clowns was now long gone. I would see to it they were punished, but until then, I had other pressing business.
I picked up the book, and inside it, I read the chapter to the next story.
I was the Youngest Member of the Lunatic Asylum...
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Para ser sincero, você precisa ter um QI muito alto para entender Rogério Skylab Para ser sincero, você precisa ter um QI muito alto para entender Rogério Skylab. O humor é extremamente sutil e, sem uma compreensão sólida de filosofia moderna, a maioria das piadas vai passar despercebida pelo telespectador médio. Há também a visão niilista de Rogério, que está habilmente tecida em sua caracterização - sua filosofia pessoal se baseia fortemente na literatura de Nododaya Volya, por exemplo. Os fãs entendem essas coisas; eles têm a capacidade intelectual para realmente apreciar a profundidade dessas piadas, para perceber que elas não são apenas engraçadas - elas dizem algo profundo sobre a VIDA. Como conseqüência, as pessoas que não gostam de Rogério Skylab são verdadeiros idiotas - é claro que eles não apreciariam, por exemplo, o humor no bordão existencial de Rogério "Chico Xavier é viado e Roberto Carlos tem perna de pau", que é uma referência criptíca para o épico Pais e Filhos do russo Turgenev. Estou sorrindo agora mesmo imaginando um desses coitados simplistas coçando a cabeça em confusão enquanto as músicas se desenrolam na tela de seu computador. Que tolos… como eu tenho pena deles. E sim, a propósito, eu tenho uma tatuagem do Rogério Skylab. E não, você não pode vê-la. É só para os olhos das damas. E mesmo elas, precisam demonstrar de antemão que possuem um QI com diferença absoluta de no máximo 5 pontos do meu (de preferência para baixo).
Rotina, Habitos e interesses: Nofap + Banho Gelado + comer carne crua + comer virado pra parede + biohack + dormir no chão + Jordan Peterson + mewing + HBD + PUA + jelq + dormir 5 horas por dia + café gelado sem açúcar + hipismo + compilação mitadas Enéas + alho cru + podcast do Joe Rogan + redpill + Brain Force + Jejum + meditação iasd + músicas para concentração, foco e inteligência + teste de QI da internet + grupos de linhagem viking do facebook + ficar longe do poste de internet 4G + youtube do varg vikernes + essência de morango da turma da mônica no narguilé + jogar vape na cara de todo mundo que tentar entrar no bloco da faculdade + 5 segundos de calistenia no deserto do atacama + darkcel + óculos do aécio na foto de perfil + ler quotes do nietzsche no brainy quote + criar galinha no quarto sem os pais saberem + Alho cru + uma colher de azeite quando acorda e outra antes de dormir + jejum de 24hrs a cada 72hrs + assistir VT no premiere logo que chega do estádio + canal Ultras World + LibreFighting + Operation Werewolf + comprar os artigos do Paul Waggener + Centhurion METHOD + humilliation exposure com a finalidade de criar uma crosta na sua mente capaz de desenvolver uma resiliência que resiste à humilhação como se ela fosse nada + tomar banho descalço em chuveiro de academia com chão mijado + musculação caseira + hackear o sono + Empreender + 10 livros de auto ajuda por mês + PUA + Selo super fã da fúria e tradição + Biokinesis + 432hz music + Mexer o pau sem piscar o cú + meditação transcendental + veganismo + minoxidil para cultivar uma barba + filmografia Jason Stataham + assistir vikings + redpill + ir no cinema sozinho + treino saitama + coach quântico + enema de café + dieta lair ribeiro + agua alcalina + O Método de Wim Hof + sabedoria hiperbórea + artigos da Nova Resistência + Biblioteca do Dídimo Matos + dormir virado pra patede assoviando no escuro pra espantar o curupira + dar 3 pulinhos toda vez que levantar da cama + dizer amém quando um 1113 azul passar por você na rua + 100 flexões por dia + 6 meses de jelq + injaculação guiada + sociedade thule + energia vril + chapéu de alumínio para se proteger das armas psicotronicas emitidas pela CIA + caderno de anotações smiliguido + pedir a bênção ao carteiro toda segunda de manhã + 3 horas de academia + 4 horas de corrida + mascar café + exercícios penianos do Dr. Rey + maratona saga Rocky + trilha sonora saga Rocky + trilogia Mercenários + filmes do Jason Statham + assoviar o hino do Palmeiras de ponta-cabeça + intro do Canal do Nicola em loop + palestras do Antonio Conte + vídeos do Rodrigo Baltar + dicas do Gustavo Gambit + aulas de italiano + dormir ouvindo Ultraje a Rigor + ler Walden pelado na mata atlântica de madrugada + ouvir músicas em velocidade aumentada + canto gregoriano árabe + ensinar hino do botafogo pra calopsita + fritar comida com banha de porco + assistir videos de situaçoes de risco com a finalidade de se preparar para o perigo + Terapia Holistica com formandos da UFPR no Jardim Botânico + Radiestesia para harmonizar vibração da casa + Metatron 432HZ no YouTube entoando a oração EU SOU + ler O Código da Vinci + Jesus Quântico + Barra Fixa na praça de madrugada escutando audiolivro do Jordan Peterson na voz do cara dos Fatos Desconhecidos + grupo POPEYE AFIANDO A PIKA + MyInstants AEEE KASINAO + Memes do Fausto Silva + ler O Evangelho dos Animais + stories do Copini no Instagram + Canal SocialGames7 com Gustavo Gambit e CIA + textos de Raphael Machado (Nova Resistência) + ser ex-membro do grupo Comunismo Ortodoxo + Monja Coen + Fazer origami com papel do bis + perder dinheiro com maquina de pegar ursinho + fumar palheiro com o avô + quebrar palito de dente no meio depois que usar + rezar Pai Nosso em aramaico + tentar se comunicar com o ashtar sheran + virar catequista e passar Plínio Salgado para as crianças + Limpeza de 21 dias de São Miguel Arcanjo + arrancar a fimose comendo cu apertado de galinha caipira + Regata branca WifeBeater com calça jeans clara e bota marrom + Ingressar na legiao estrangeira + Comprar toras de eucalipto pra reproduzir o centurion method mas nunca começar o treinamento + vender máquina de cartão de crédito + ler os escritos do Unabomber + Escutar a discografia do Paul Waggener + ler todos os livros do Pavel Tsatsouline + ouvir rap eslavo de cunho político suspeito + café com um cubo de manteiga dentro precedendo a primeira refeição do dia + beber 2L de leite por dia + Stronglifts 5x5 + Dieta Cetogênica + Canal Jason PROJETO GIGA + Cd do TRETA + comprar torre de chopp no prensadão + 2 cápsulas de Tadalafellas antes do sexo + só comprar comida japonesa importada pra dieta + comer arroz sem sal com peixe cru sem tempero enrolado em folha do fundo do mar + memes da página Dollynho Puritano + Deus Vult na capa do Facebook + acessar o dogolachan pelo computador da escola pra postar fanfic gay do Gilberto Barros + Trollar atendentes do mcdonalds no habbo hotel + ligar para o Motel Astúrias perguntar quando custa a bolacha Bauducco que aparece no site + Mandar entregar pizza na Rua dos Tamoios casa n°18 com portão vermelho + cosplay de russo no Omegle pedindo pra mostrarem a bunda + Dormir imaginando uma linha pra fazer viagem astral + recitar Homero pra mendigo + tomar antibiótico no café da manhã + Meditar imaginando o raio de luz violeta que representa a energia transmutadora + Workshop Reiki do Canal Luz da Serra MULHERES TERRAPLANISTAS RALEM.
Primeiro de tudo! Vai tomar no cu, MULHERES terraplanistas! Junto com todas que me contrariaram nos últimos meses falando "dur hur você não sabe nada de paleontologia, vai assistir seus desenhos filipinos e não encha o saco". TODOS OS DINOSSAUROS TEM PENAS! LERAM DIREITO? TODOS OS DINOSSAUROS TEM PENAS! A farsa ficou tão óbvia, que eles não tem mais como esconder que TODOS OS DINOSSAUROS TEM PENAS! Alguns mais penas, outros menos penas, MAS TODOS TEM. E aproveitando no mesmo vídeo, NÃO TEVE METEORO PORRA NENHUMA! Provavelmente as mudanças climáticas naturais, junto com a separação gradual dos continentes, é que extinguiu a mega-flora e a mega-fauna. E se teve algum meteoro, apenas acelerou o processo em uma região muito especifica. Agora só falta as ((especialistas)) e a (((Academia))) admitir que dinossauros nunca existiram e que foi tudo um erro grotesco de interpretação de pessoas que não sabiam que caralhos eram aqueles esqueletos. São apenas aves e mamíferos ancestrais de milhões de anos atrás. E antes que eu me esqueça, vai todo mundo que me contrariou tomar no cu!
GOSTAR DE MIM POR QUEM EU SOU E NAO PELA MINHA APARENCIA
Sério, de verdade, ser uma pessoa bonita não é fácil em nossa sociedade atual; não é só os olhares de desejo das mulheres e dos homens que me incomoda, e sim, o fato de ser só isso para as pessoas. Sou muito mais que apenas um cara bonito. Tenho qualidades além dessas, e saber que as pessoas não ligam para elas, pois estão entorpecidas de anseio pela minha formosura, me entristece muito.
Não suporto mais ser bonito. Tudo que eu queria era poder nascer de novo num corpo de uma pessoa feia, pois sério, vocês não sabem como me dói saber que por culpa de algo que nasceu em mim (a incrível beleza), serei rotulado eternamente por isso.
Eu trabalho, estudo, procuro, conheço, aprendo! Sou um ser-humano como qualquer outro e não só mais um rostinho bonito.
Pergunta antes de eu poder te namorar: Você é ocultista?
Essa é a pergunta de um milhão de dólares que raramente vejo sendo feita.
Se você ainda não for, pra se tornar minha namorada precisará ser e aqui está como fazer isso
É fato que a maior parte da literatura especializada ocidental acredita em Deus e Cristo, somente olhando-o por uma lente diferente. Não há um ritual que lhe aproxime de Deus, as coisas raramente são tão simples. Entretanto, com estudo e meditação o caminho começa a ficar mais claro.
Entenda que não sou nenhum senhor da verdade, e o que te falo hoje posso descobrir ser mentira amanhã. Saiba também que um dos maiores problemas desse meio é a falta de um início claro, sendo as obras tidas como introdutórias porcarias completas. Dito isso, lhe respondo o seguinte:
  1. O caminho mais completo para se aproximar do que você quer começa com noções do pensamento Helênico. Entenda que boa parte da visão de mundo cristã vem da antiguidade clássica, principalmente as noções de harmonia e belo. Não te peço para ler tudo o que já foi jogado ao chão pelos gregos, mas saiba um pouco das origens das coisas. Tenha uma ideia básica dos quatro humores gregos, e que essa é uma das origens para atribuirmos personalidades aos elementos da natureza. Entenda um pouco dos seus deuses e Cosmos, porque eles serão utilizados no futuro de forma metafórica em textos. Saiba que quando aparecer um hermafrodita em um texto especializado não há conexão com desvios modernos, mas com um simbolismo mais antigo (Salvo engano, sua origem é Platônica. Mais especificamente, O Banquete, durante os discursos sobre amor).
  2. Entenda que boa parte da origem da magia ocidental vem da confluência da cultura grega com a egípcia, incluindo a alquimia. A tábua esmeralda é um texto obrigatório. Leia um pouco sobre o Axioma de Maria, A judia. Aprenda um pouco da simbologia alquímica, porque será importante para você no futuro. É dentro da alquimia que irão discursar sem final sobre a trindade (pelo menos os da corrente de Paracelso). Não se pretenda nenhum mestre dos espagíricos, porque os químicos farão isso melhor do que você. Entenda que não havia essa separação absoluta entre o material e o espiritual, então os dois conhecimentos andaram juntos ao decorrer da história. Entenda também que haviam escritores voltados especificamente para a alquimia espiritual, enquanto outros à química.
  3. Estude a Cabala. Eu entendo que para alguns seja difícil dar atenção à Cabala Judaica com o surto conspiracionista chanístico sobre a índole de todo um povo, mas querendo ou não o judaísmo é o Pai da fé cristã, sendo Jesus judeu. Entenda que a árvore da vida é um estudo sobre Deus e suas emanações, e dela virá uma boa parte de seu conhecimento.
  4. Leia as coisas atuais sobre o assunto. Dê atenção aos escritores herméticos, principalmente.
Ocultismo é um saco, pelo menos se você for estudar seriamente. Você pode perder a vida se tiver um projeto ambicioso como se aproximar de Deus.
Você também pode pular algumas etapas no que te falei. Sobre a parte do pensamento grego, saiba que boa parte é "dispensável". Dito isso, recomento que entenda um pouco sobre o funcionamento do Cosmos de Ptolomeu. Entenda também alguns dos símbolos planetários, porque seu entendimento irá lhe ajudar no futuro.
Pra me namorar também tem que gostar dos animes:
Akame ga Kill! Akarui Sekai Keikaku Ana Satsujin Asu no Yoichi! Azumanga Daioh Balance Policy Black Cat BlazBlue: Remix Heart Chichi ga Loli na Mono de Choujigen Game Neptune: The Animation - Dengeki Comic Anthology Come Come Vanilla! Criminale! Dog Style Domina no Do! Eden no Ori Evangelion Fullmetal Alchemist K-on! Naruto Shingeki no Kyojin Yu-gi-oh
Sobre assistir Yu-gi-oh; quando eu era adolescente, gostava (na época que passou na TV Globinho e era moda), mas hoje em dia não gosto mais; então não assistiria de novo.
Quanto às minhas lembranças marcantes de Yu-gi-oh:
Em 2003, Yu-gi-oh era moda e todo mundo na escola da quinta e da sexta série jogava com cartinhas piratas, já o pessoal da sétima e da oitava não se interessava. A propósito, em 2003 tiveram duas grandes modas de brinquedos baseados em animes, cartinhas de Yu-gi-oh e Beyblade. Outro brinquedo que todo mundo da quinta e da sexta série levava pra escola em 2003 depois que passou a moda de Yu-gi-oh e começou a moda da Beyblade era a Beyblade.
Outra lembrança marcante que tenho de Yu-gi-oh é que em 2003 na escola o pessoal criava suas próprias cartinhas, fazendo desenhos e estatísticas.
Fujimura-kun Mates Gantz Gou-Dere Bishoujo Nagihara Sora♥️ Higurashi no Naku Koro ni Kai: Matsuribayashi-hen Hitsugi no Chaika Ichigo 100% Ichinensei ni Nacchattara In Bura!: Bishoujo Kyuuketsuki no Hazukashii Himitsu Jigokuren: Love in the Hell Jinzou Shoujo JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken Part 4: Diamond wa Kudakenai JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken Part 5: Ougon no Kaze JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken Part 6: Stone Ocean JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken Part 7: Steel Ball Run Kaibutsu Oujo Lucky☆Star Mahou no Iroha! Mahou Tsukai Kurohime Monster Hunter Orage Mujaki no Rakuen Needless Zero Nyotai-ka Onihime VS Oretama Perowan!: Hayakushinasai! Goshujinsama♪ Re:Marina Rosario to Vampire Saitama Chainsaw Shoujo Sankarea School Rumble Shingetsutan Tsukihime Shocking Pink! Shurabara! Sora no Otoshimono Sora no Otoshimono Pico Akame ga Kill! Ana Satsujin Asu no Yoichi! Azumanga Daioh Balance Policy Black Cat BlazBlue: Remix Heart Chichi ga Loli na Mono de Choujigen Game Neptune: The Animation - Dengeki Comic Anthology Come Come Vanilla! Dorohedoro Nekopara Pet Toaru Kagaku no Railgun Magia Record: Mahou Shoujo Madoka☆Magica Gaiden Rikei ga Koi ni Ochita no de Shoumei shitemita.Rikei ga Koi ni Ochita no de Shoumei shitemita. Isekai Quartet 2Isekai Quartet 2 Ishuzoku Reviewers Somali to Mori no Kamisama Eizouken ni wa Te wo Dasu na!Eizouken ni wa Te wo Dasu na! Itai no wa Iya nano de Bougyoryoku ni Kyokufuri Shitai to Omoimasu.Itai no wa Iya nano de Bougyoryoku ni Kyokufuri Shitai to Omoimasu. Jibaku Shounen Hanako-kun Haikyuu!!: To the TopHaikyuu!!: To the Top Darwin's GameDarwin's Game Kyokou SuiriKyokou Suiri Plunderer
PRE REQUISITO: GOSTAR DE FILMES DE FAROESTE.
IMPORTANTE: Se você gosta de filmes de super heroi, pare de ler e va se foder.
Se você é assim, fique longe de mim.
NÃO QUERO AS MULHERES QUE: As que falam palavrões As que fumam As que usam drogas As que postam foto com bebida Que bebem (menos 🍷, isso é coisa de dama) As que vão para balada, festa, rave etc As que postam foto com decote ou sensuais
Há uma coisa que eu quero que você entenda sobre nós os homens.
Quando você colocar uma foto sua nua no facebook, fazendo uma pose gostosa, mostrando os seios ou como vemos em várias fotos mostrando o bumbum ou deitada sedutoramente em sua cama, a única coisa que você faz é que as pessoas tenham desejo sexual por você, claro em A maioria dos casos por parte de homens.
Eu sei que você vai ficar tão emocionada com os 500 likes, 120 comentários e as inúmeras mensagens privadas! Você vai querer postar cada vez mais fotos para se sentir cada vez mais no topo.
Mas há algo importante que você precisa saber:
Na verdade nenhum desses caras que gostam, comentam ou enviam mensagens privadas te ama. Tudo o que eles querem é usá-la e depois atirá-la para o lixo, para ser honesto nenhum deles a levaria para sua casa para ser sua esposa, acredite em mim, você para eles não é mais que uma menina de programa em busca de popularidade barata No Facebook.
Os homens ricos os que tem o que você procura "dinheiro" ou os pobres admiram as mulheres que se vestem com decência e se respeitam. Uma vestimenta decente que não revela muito o seu corpo, leva-os a amar e a respeitar-te, isto a simples vista nos diz que és uma mulher virtuosa, alguém a quem se pode levar para casa para ser esposa e mãe.
Isto em muitos casos diz-lhes que você foi criada com princípios morais e lhes dá detalhes do seu bom histórico familiar.
Eles não se preocupam muito com a maquiagem excessiva, uma mulher digna de propor casamento sempre se distingue do monte, não importa como.
Valoriza seu corpo, lembre-se que para encontrar diamantes é preciso cavar, respeita, e um verdadeiro homem vai te respeitar de um modo ou de outro.
Mas você terá muito respeito: Mulher, não mostre seu corpo no facebook, você não sabe que tipo de pessoas, venha suas coisas, você é uma mulher bela, não precisa de fotos, nem mostrar tanto, você pode conquistar com sua simpatia, com seu educación con seu sonrrisa,
As que já ficaram com amigos seus, ou que ficam com mais de 3 em um único ano As que não trabalham ou estudam (ou que estão em um curso irrelevante de humanas) As que não sabem o básico de uma casa, como lavar, passar roupa, cozinhar, trocar fralda, etc As interesseiras As que estão pedindo presentes sempre As que já estão comprometidas As não gostam de crianças ou dizem que não querem ter filhos (pessoas que não querem ter filhos não são confiáveis) As que tem piercing de bufalo
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READ ME: Part 3

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It was a few days of me relaxing just taking in the mellow mood that our Cecily- turned sea creature left me with her musical talents. Cecily also gifted me with a relaxing feeling.
It helped my anxiety in a way I can’t explain. I fed Doby, the fish I confiscated from the magical book, and bought him a new tank for my kitchen. I think he was another gift from Cecily. I was just happy I was able to put her soul to rest.
I spent all that Saturday setting up the sea salt tank fit with plants. Typically, it took time to set up a tank, but I didn’t exactly have time to do that with Doby. I even got him a few companions to keep him company.
Then a few days later, as I was feeding Doby admiring the new purple and turquoise blue decor, I felt a sudden need to cut my wrist. I felt like I was in a trance.
I walked over to the kitchen, opening the drawer pulling out a sharp knife, I began slicing my arm. I didn’t bleed much, but I had this overwhelming, depressing feeling coming over me. Then I heard my television pop on all by itself.
There was a news story about a young girl about sixteen years old that had gone missing. The report was dated three years ago. I knew then it was the book. Dropping the knife, I ran to get a paper towel and some alcohol to clean the wound I created.
I heard guns firing lasers, and I saw a blue light illuminating from the book. I took a big gulp; what was I getting myself into?
I opened the book to THE MURDER SHOW, which was the next story I was to read, and took a deep breath. I looked down and could see a tiny television featuring two teenagers playing a video game in a room. It was like I was watching a movie. One of them had short bleach blonde hair, the other had long black hair, and I recognized her as the missing teenage girl from the news that had just been featured on my television.
Instead of reading this story, I was watching it. I was hearing her voice inside of my mind, or maybe it was out loud. I couldn’t tell anymore.
I looked at the pages before me. They were turning on their own like an old fashioned picture book. I watched a girl as her eyes turned and faced me.
She had black hair, dark eyes, and pale skin. She had a black t-shirt on with a ton of bracelets. Her thin face was pretty, but she didn’t smile.
Instead, I could do nothing except listen to the story titled:
THE MURDER SHOW
My name is Andrea Becker, and as long as I could remember, I wanted to die.
I know it sounds strange, but I looked at death as that permanent nostalgic return to your soul.
I swear I’m not a freak. I know I look the part, don’t get me wrong. I am cliche for someone my age.
Let me begin by telling you how it all began.
When I was ten years old, my grandparents were visiting from out of town. My grandmother was taking a shower, and when she got out, she screamed for my mother as she was having chest pains. She fell over onto the bathroom floor. The EMT’s were there in record time; maybe it was slow- I just know it was all a blur. I watched them trying to bring my grandmother back. My grandpa wasn’t home; he had gone shopping with my dad and older brother. So, I had a front-row to the tragic end of a woman I had loved so much.
Then I knew the exact moment she died. I saw her ghost or her soul, whatever you believe. It floated out of her body, and it LOOKED at me! My grandmother’s spirit looked at me and smiled. I knew then everything would be fine, but it wasn’t about me. It was about how at peace she was. I longed for that peace.
I lost my grandpa a few years later, but my grandmother’s death stuck with me. I started reading everything in the end. I knew it wasn’t simple science like some claim. You do leave your body when you die. Where you go is anyone’s guess, I just know what I saw that day my grandma died.
I had never considered killing myself. That was too weird. Then one day, my best friend, Carla, told me she liked to cut herself. She showed me her scars on her wrists. I was taken back by her self-harm.
“What if you go too deep?” I asked her.
“I have a couple of times, but I have gotten good at stitching myself up,” she smirked.
“Doesn’t it hurt?” I asked her.
“Yeah, but sometimes it is the only way I can feel things. I just feel like the world gets to be too much sometimes, and I want to escape it. I just don’t want to die.”
That is when I looked at her. “I have always wanted to die,” I said tears in my eyes.
“What you mean, like kill yourself?”
“No, just be at peace.”
“I feel at peace after I feel that rush. Like I get a rush from the pain for a second, and it makes me less - I dunno how to explain it.”
“I get it,” I said, and my friend had become my best friend.
I never told her, but I started self-harming after that. I had to know if it would give me the peace that I longed for when my grandmother showed me that look in her eyes. Like AT LAST, she could rest!
Sadly, over the next few years, Carla and I stopped being so close. She started hanging with a posh stuck up crowd. I still craved death. There was little in common with the mean girls' squad.
At seventeen, I had become close friends with a guy named Paul, whom I had a lot in common. We both enjoyed Mr. Fraziers English class, played tons of video games, and enjoyed hacking.
Not like professional hacking, just silly stuff like the local website to our local pizza shop. We hacked into it to say that all the prices had been reduced to 99cents. Silly kid stuff. We were never caught.
Then one day, Paul came over with two of his laptops.
“I have to show you something.” He said to me, excitedly.
“You ever been on the dark web?”
I shook my head. “No way!”
“It isn’t all weirdos; I buy stupid shit on there like electronics. Lots of black market stuff. It isn’t all organs and creepers doing things to people.”
“You aren’t messing with those sites, are you?” I asked him, concerned.
“No, I just found one, though. I can’t tell if they are serious. It’s called THE MURDER SHOW.”
“What the hell, Paul?”
“No, I have everything blocked. They can’t find us. I wanted you to see these comments. It freaked me out.”
“You are on the DARK WEB PAUL!” I retorted.
“Listen, just look at this. Can this be real?”
I hesitated and then took his laptop and looked at the site. It was a chat room.
I read a few of the posts they talked about murder and the best way to do it. Then I read on.
Der786: YOU READY, RANDY? One poster asked.
RANDY01: YEAH JUST DON’T HURT ME TOO MUCH. Another user name responded.
Der786: YOU GET THAT INSURANCE FILLED OUT?
RANDY01: MY WIFE WILL NEVER WANT FOR ANYTHING EVER AGAIN.
What the hell?
Paul grabbed the laptop. “They let themselves be murdered for entertainment.”
“On purpose?”
“Yeah, one guy had cancer and didn’t want to live anymore. It even says on the disclaimer that this is the Doctor Kavorkian of murder sites. It is all pity kills. They won’t do it to healthy, happy, or well-adjusted humans. You must prove you are worthy, and they will do the cleanup, so no one ever finds out.”
“It is real. Turn it off, Paul.”
“Sorry, I didn’t mean to freak you out. I just thought you would think it was at least interesting.”
“It is scary and unfortunate if I’m honest.”
Paul’s cell phone rang.
“Sorry, mom, yes, I forgot. I’m with Andrea. I’m coming.”
I looked at Paul, and he ran out and left.
He was gone, and so I continued playing a new video game that I had bought with my allowance.
I wasn’t paying any attention when I heard someone say, “I see you.”
Huh? I said to myself.
“You there! Girl with the black hair!”
What the hell? Then I realized that Paul had left his stupid laptop on the floor of my bedroom, and it was still on that silly murder site!
I peeked over my bed and looked down at the laptop, and just as I was about to close it, a man spoke again.
“Don’t close it yet; you had to come here for a reason. Why don’t you tell me what brought you here.”
“I- I didn’t. My friend found it by accident, and we weren’t interested in the site.”
“That is okay, so you were curious. Can I answer any of your questions?”
This was getting too weird for me.
“I am good. I think I get it.”
“Look, I get it. It’s real live dark web shit. I’d want to close the laptop and burn it too. Only I have seen you. How do you know I haven’t already tracked your address? How do you know I am not using facial recognition to figure out exactly who you are, Andrea Becker.”
He said my name. How did he know my name?
I was going to kill Paul.
I picked up the laptop and looked at the man who didn’t look like your typical weirdo. He was sitting at a desk wearing a polo shirt. He had a friendly smile and kind eyes. Suddenly I felt comforted instead of creeped out, and I didn’t know what it was.
“My name is Milton. I founded this site to let people let out a little bit of carnal steam. Tell me about yourself.”
“This is weird. I don’t know you.”
“Okay, I’ll begin. I’m married. I am a father of two kids. Jessica and Jenna. I work in management. This is just a side thing. I can assure you I am every bit as human as you are. So tell me, why do you wish to die, Andrea Becker?”
At that moment, it was like he had spoken to my heart. No one had ever spoken so honestly to me before. It was like having someone see your soul. At that moment, I thought, this is fate.
“Peace.”
I found myself speaking honestly, and even if I regretted it later, I couldn’t help it. It was nice to see that someone could read my mind. At least it felt like that.
“I think most of us who are empathic to the ways of the world feel the same way you do.”
“Yeah, I guess.” I sat up straight and leaned into the screen on my laptop.
I was beginning to feel much more comfortable than I had thought I ever would. It was strange to trust someone on the dark web like this, but there was something about this man. He had a hold over me.
“Tell you what, we are holding an event tonight at eleven, and I hope you will log on to join us to see what we are all about. I promise it isn’t what you think.”
“I will have to check it out,” I said, partially wondering if I wanted to have anything more to do with this man.
The screen went black, and I shut Paul’s laptop.
I decided to go downstairs to grab a wine cooler out of the fridge. It was almost ten o’clock, and my parents were asleep, so I knew I wouldn’t get in trouble.
I drank the crappy drink, thinking long and hard about what had transpired and wondering if I wanted to know what went on in this so-called murder show.
It was five till eleven, and my cowardice was in full force, so I turned on the television.
“A WHITE VAN IS THE SUSPECT IN THE MISSING TEEN’S DISAPPEARANCE IN FRANKLIN COUNTY. WITNESSES SAY THEY SAW YOUNG JAMES MADISON TALKING TO SOMEONE DRESSED AS A CLOWN AS HE WAS ON HIS WAY TO SCHOOL FRIDAY MORNING…”
I turned off the disturbing news program deciding I would see the big deal with this “murder show.” There could not possibly be any reason for this nice man I had talked to be part of some sympathy murder thing.
The screen was still black, and then I saw a small room come into focus. The chat room was coming alive with flower emojis, and last-minute thank yous and best wishes from viewers who were donating bitcoin to the website’s owner.
Then I saw a man sitting in a chair and typing away at his computer. Something oddly terrifying about it was because the viewers seemed to see it, but the man didn’t seem to have anything to do with the viewers as though he didn’t even know he was being watched.
I watched as some of the viewers suddenly were also aware of this fact.
RHONDA24: Do you think he even knows this is the last night on earth?
Davtelly45: Nope, that is how it works.
RHONDA24: I know, but I thought he would be more prepared. He has been with us so long here.
Davtelly45: He will die soon, but he will be better off.
RHONDA24: No more cheating wife, no more debt, and no more anxiety about what tomorrow will bring.
Sassy-maria: I’m so happy for him.
Davtelly45: Me too, girl.
IVANfist: I hope this one is bloody, though. I like them with a little bit of gore.
RHONDA24: I have to admit I do too. Maybe he will get slashed on the throat.
Davtelly45: I just want our boy to be happy.
IVANfist: Fuck that gore all the way!
I read the chat, and then I watched as the man sitting at his computer seemed to be working on something very intensely. That is when I heard what sounded like a doorbell ring. The man everyone was watching got up, and walked away. I guessed to answer the door.
Then I heard the sound of someone yelling. A man with a black mask on was soon dragging the man who had just been sitting at the computer into his office.
“No, I have changed my mind! Please, I don't’ want to-”
His throat was slashed in front of the computer. The slash was so deep it nearly decapitated the man who was only moments ago typing away at his laptop.
I gasped, watching the scene unfold before me. Then the chat room exploded.
RHONDA24: Bye, Randy. We will miss you.
UNKNOWN: no, we won’t.
Davtelly45: SO long, Randy. I hope you can now be at peace.
UNKNOWN: Randy will never be at peace now. Hope he rots in hell.
Davtelly45: WHo is this?
RHONDA24: I will miss Randy, but anything will be better than dealing with a cheating wife, too much debt, and not knowing what tomorrow will bring. I long for my day to rest.
UNKNOWN: You should just put yourself out of your misery.
Davtelly45: Seriously, what the hell? Guy, this is pretty insensitive. We are celebrating the life and death of a warrior.
There was some strange interference, and I shut off the laptop, unplugging it.
I texted Paul to get his stupid laptop, and he told me he would be over tomorrow to get it.
I was sick to my stomach.
Had a real-life murder just taken place?
I knew without a shadow of a doubt it had.
I was paralyzed with fear and yet oddly jealous. I secretly wished I would be able to feel that peace that Randy felt. It terrified me, though, to no end.
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I woke up the next morning and prepared for school. I had strange dreams of the people on the computer screen. I had dreams of them talking about me the way they had Randy.
I was sweating when I got out of bed, and I readied myself for school and what the new day would bring.
Paul came over after school to get his laptop, and I made sure I didn’t mention what happened the night before. I just wanted that website out of my life.
Paul seemed unphased by the fact I had his laptop. He had a few, so what was one going missing?
Following that incident, I stayed off my computer as much as possible. Then I had to log onto my own laptop to finish a school project about two weeks later.
When I logged into my email, there were many messages from a person that called themselves FALCON.
“Andrea Becker, this is FALCON, Milton wanted me to let you know that he knows you logged on to watch Randy transition, and he wanted to see how you were since viewing our little show.”
I deleted the messages. I didn’t want anything to do with these weird people.
As I had this thought, I got an instant message from MILTON.
Milton: Andrea, I am sorry you seem alarmed by Randy’s transition. Tell me, how did that make you feel? It is okay to feel scared, terrified, sad, angry, or all of the above.
I looked at what he was typing, and that same sweet consoling man made my guard go down. I would have asked him how he got my email, but I already knew that if it were easy for them to get my name, how much harder would it be to get my email?
Milton: Andrea?
Me: Hello, Milton. I don’t know how I feel about what I saw. I don’t think I want anything to do with this.
Milton: Andrea, talk to me.
Me: I don’t know what to say. You killed a man.
Milton: Yes, but he wanted it. We helped him transition. We can help you.
I looked at what he was saying. I had wanted so badly to feel at peace and lose all of my earthly worries, but this was too much too fast.
Me: I have to go to Milton.
Milton: Andrea Becker, reconsider. You don’t have to participate, but we are people that understand you. I read your online diary, your poetry, and I know what you wish for.
I was stunned and felt violated. How did they hack into my online diary? It was private thoughts on my blog site I never made public. I was terrified, and then Milton said something else that made me reconsider.
Milton: I have seen your interactions with others. We have watched you interact with your friends. We know it wasn’t you that initially found our website. We don’t care. We welcome you. We only ask that you keep our little secret to help others like yourself, and like Randy.
I don’t know what made me do it. I began to trust Milton. For the first time in my life, I didn’t feel weird about my feelings on death. These people seemed to understand.
Me: I feel so weird talking about it.
Milton: It is hard to acknowledge your feelings at first, but once you do, you will begin to understand.
Me: Are there others like Randy?
Milton: We try not to allow too many transitions at once. We give people time to mourn in our community after someone transitions. We have another coming up at the end of the month. This person has yet to be named.”
Me: How does it work?
Milton: We take a vote on who is next. Once the vote is in, the nominee gets contacted through a congratulations email to give them time to tie up loose ends. Then they are not told the day or time of their death. We feel that it would ruin the transition.
Me: What if they change their mind?
Milton: They are given no way to back out. It is in our clause. If you are on track for transition, which I feel you are, just being a part of our community is an agreement. You have already witnessed a transition - an illegal act. So you have already agreed to the clause.
Me: What about you?
Milton: What about me?
ME: Can you transition?
Milton: I will in time. My agreement was after my children will be old enough to understand. Once they are, then I will join others like Randy and you.
“Oh,” I typed
Milton: I have to go now; it was nice chatting with you. Remember, if you ever need someone to talk to, we are here. We understand how you feel.
He logged off the chat, and I sat in front of the chat. Then another name popped up.
RHONDA24: Hello, Andrea.
I didn’t respond right away.
RHONDA24: I just want to let you know if you ever need a friend. I am not much older than you, and I get how you feel. You can reach out to me.
Me: Thank you. I have to go now.
RHONDA24: Have a great evening, Andrea.
I logged off the computer.
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As time wore on, I realized that I enjoyed the community. I had made a few friends within the community. I had several bad days in the last month; one of them was that I had a falling out with Paul. He was angry with me for spending time online in the “transition” community as I had learned to refer to it as.
The community helped me overcome some of my anxieties, so I didn’t think so much about dying anymore. If anything, I wanted to live because I felt relieved that I now had a group that understood how I felt. After all, they felt the same way as me.
Then the day came out of nowhere. I was planning my graduation speech, as I had been elected by Mr. Frazier to give my class a short address. I typed, re-typing, and over-editing everything I was writing when I got a ding on my computer.
My email popped up, and I recognized the email address. It was from FALCON.
CONGRATULATIONS ANDREA BECKER YOUR COUNTDOWN TO TRANSITION BEGINS 5-4-3-2- NOW.
I gulped reading the email because I didn’t feel the way I had before. I didn’t want to panic. This had to be a mistake. I was no longer depressed; I had things to live for now. Why had they voted on me transitioning?
I saw that Milton was online.
ME: Milton? I think you made a mistake. I am the least qualified to transition. Especially that now I feel so much better!
Crickets could have chirped from the computer. Instead of responding as Milton had hundreds of times before, he ignored me and logged off.
This was a nightmare. I stood up, looking around my room.
Indeed, I’d have time to graduate. I was at the disadvantage of being home alone. My parents were at some Union banquet because my father was on the teamster's board. I got up from my computer desk and locked all of the doors and secured the doors.
I turned on the radio to think. There was a story on the radio about a White Van and how another child had been missing. Another witness saw someone dressed as a clown talking to the child.
Ugh! Not something I needed to know to hear right now. I flipped the station to some soft music. Sarah Mclachlan came on, so I left it. I needed to think. I logged into the chat, and I could see all the congratulations Andrea comments in the chat.
ME: Hey guys, I think there is a mistake.
RHONDA24: Congratulations, Andrea!
DAVTELLY45: I hope you have the best transition.
UNKNOWN: I hope you bleed into the camera for daddy.
ME: WHAT?
Who would say such a thing?
UNKNOWN: I can’t wait to cut you from ear to ear.
RHONDA24: DUDE! Get out of here!
I got a private chat request from Rhonda24.
I accepted it.
Rhonda24: Don’t sweat it, Andrea. The guy is some weirdo that has been harassing a bunch of us. We can’t block him. He has this crazy firewall system. Just please know how happy I am for you and how much I will miss you.
I couldn’t think of anything else to say.
I was about to log off when there was a bang from outside my house.
Before I could do anything, a stranger wearing a black mask burst through my bedroom door. I stood in pure terror and shock.
It was happening now!
I did the only thing I could think of and grabbed the desk chair in front of me, and flung it at the stranger.
He was tall, thin, and didn’t seem to have been prepared for my sudden means of survival.
He lurched forward and grabbed me by the throat. I could feel his large hands trying to suffocate me. I looked over to the computer and saw it had popped back on - all on its own accord. A red light flashed on the screen. I realized I was being recorded for someone’s amusement.
The darkness engulfed me in this very moment, and I sprung up, kicking the man in the groin.
He growled in pain, and for a moment, I had time to run but not for long before the man stood up and shut my bedroom door so I had no means of escape.
He pulled out a knife from behind him, and I looked around my room to find something else I could defend myself with. I saw a coffee mug, grabbing it and throwing it at his head. To my luck, he stopped to rub his head, and I barreled past him towards the door.
Then I was caught off guard by a swiping of the knife to the back of my leg, causing me to scream in pain.
I hit the ground, and he went for my throat with the knife. I rolled over quickly, causing him to stab the floor instead of me.
I kicked him in the head this time as he struggled to get the knife out of the wooden floor. He fell to the ground, and for a moment, we both worked with the knife. Finally, I managed to grab it and stab him inside the chest.
The struggle was over. Someone had transitioned tonight, but it wasn’t me. It wasn’t going to be me. I had far too much to live for. I took a deep breath and then took off the mask of the man.
To my utter despair, it was Paul. How had Paul gotten involved with trying to kill me?
It all made perfect sense now how they all had known so much about me. Still, Paul had been my best friend for years. I ran downstairs to find my cell phone and call for 911.
The dispatcher said they would be sending for someone as soon as possible.
I saw a large white truck coming towards my house, barreling down my street. I jumped into the road, flagging them down.
There was something strange about the truck. I realized when the headlights were no longer blinding my vision that it wasn’t the ambulance. I backed up onto the sidewalk and continued to look down the street for the ambulance. The truck did something strange, though. They stopped in front of me back up, so my view down the road was blocked.
A door to the back of the truck opened up.
There were two tall men dressed as clowns. One had blue hair and a red nose with what looked like blood around his mouth and dirty teeth. He grinned big at me. The other had on a red and yellow wig with green makeup. He looked more sinister than the other clown.
They stood looking at me, and then circus music began to play. I was annoyed by whatever joke they were trying to play, especially at a time like this. I could hear the ambulance now as it was making its way down my street. I tried to walk around the two stupid clowns. It was all so ridiculous to me.
That is when one of them grabbed me. I screamed for them to let me go! I had to help Paul! Then the other one helped get me by the legs. Before I knew it, I was no longer breathing.
I, Andrea Becker, died that night. I won’t bore you with the details. It was gruesome, and it was horrid. I have been missing for three years. I hope someone can see my story and relay what happened to me.
I’d like my parents to be able to have peace. We all deserve some peace.
I saw the book close on its own then. There were tears in my eyes as I read the last words of Andrea Becker.
I wasn’t sure how I could help, but I went over to my computer. There were numerous reports on the sightings of clowns in connection to missing children. I decided to search for the area combining missing person cases from around the region. I didn’t know how I was suddenly able to hack into systems using multiple databases, but I was doing it. For Andrea Becker’s sake, I was doing it.
That is when I found something very crucial. There were several sightings recently in my neighborhood. There were also six missing persons in a five-mile vicinity. I clicked, I typed, and I searched until I put the connections together. In all of the disappeared persons, there were three bodies found. One was of a seventeen-year-old female.
I knew without a shadow of a doubt that it would be the remains of Andrea Becker’s young body. I forwarded the information to the detective working the case. How had they not put it together on their own, I had no idea. I did now have gifts now that helped me help those who could not help themselves.
Later that night, there was a break in three of the missing person cases. No thanks to me. I was tired after Andrea Becker’s story.
That book never rests, though. Last night in the middle of the night, I heard music coming from somewhere.
It woke me from a dead sleep. I decided to find out what the matter was. It sounded like circus music.
I walked into my living room, and parked in front of my house was a white van with clowns in the driver's seat. I stared at them for a long while and then opened my front door.
Two maniacal clowns got out of the back, and as they slowly made their way towards my house, I let out a deep breath. Then I yelled.
I was using my new found thunderous gift their windows to the van all burst. They both held on to their ears as though they were in pain. I had no doubt why they were here.
I heard someone yell, “HELP ME, PLEASE!” It was a woman.
I became momentarily distracted by the sound of wailing behind me. Sad, painful wailing.
I looked away from the clown van towards the READ ME book on my couch. When I looked back toward the street, the van with the clowns was now long gone. I would see to it they were punished, but until then, I had other pressing business.
I picked up the book, and inside it, I read the chapter to the next story.
I was the Youngest Member of the Lunatic Asylum...
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Para ser sincero, você precisa ter um QI muito alto para entender Rogério Skylab Para ser sincero, você precisa ter um QI muito alto para entender Rogério Skylab. O humor é extremamente sutil e, sem uma compreensão sólida de filosofia moderna, a maioria das piadas vai passar despercebida pelo telespectador médio. Há também a visão niilista de Rogério, que está habilmente tecida em sua caracterização - sua filosofia pessoal se baseia fortemente na literatura de Nododaya Volya, por exemplo. Os fãs entendem essas coisas; eles têm a capacidade intelectual para realmente apreciar a profundidade dessas piadas, para perceber que elas não são apenas engraçadas - elas dizem algo profundo sobre a VIDA. Como conseqüência, as pessoas que não gostam de Rogério Skylab são verdadeiros idiotas - é claro que eles não apreciariam, por exemplo, o humor no bordão existencial de Rogério "Chico Xavier é viado e Roberto Carlos tem perna de pau", que é uma referência criptíca para o épico Pais e Filhos do russo Turgenev. Estou sorrindo agora mesmo imaginando um desses coitados simplistas coçando a cabeça em confusão enquanto as músicas se desenrolam na tela de seu computador. Que tolos… como eu tenho pena deles. E sim, a propósito, eu tenho uma tatuagem do Rogério Skylab. E não, você não pode vê-la. É só para os olhos das damas. E mesmo elas, precisam demonstrar de antemão que possuem um QI com diferença absoluta de no máximo 5 pontos do meu (de preferência para baixo).
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Primeiro de tudo! Vai tomar no cu, MULHERES terraplanistas! Junto com todas que me contrariaram nos últimos meses falando "dur hur você não sabe nada de paleontologia, vai assistir seus desenhos filipinos e não encha o saco". TODOS OS DINOSSAUROS TEM PENAS! LERAM DIREITO? TODOS OS DINOSSAUROS TEM PENAS! A farsa ficou tão óbvia, que eles não tem mais como esconder que TODOS OS DINOSSAUROS TEM PENAS! Alguns mais penas, outros menos penas, MAS TODOS TEM. E aproveitando no mesmo vídeo, NÃO TEVE METEORO PORRA NENHUMA! Provavelmente as mudanças climáticas naturais, junto com a separação gradual dos continentes, é que extinguiu a mega-flora e a mega-fauna. E se teve algum meteoro, apenas acelerou o processo em uma região muito especifica. Agora só falta as ((especialistas)) e a (((Academia))) admitir que dinossauros nunca existiram e que foi tudo um erro grotesco de interpretação de pessoas que não sabiam que caralhos eram aqueles esqueletos. São apenas aves e mamíferos ancestrais de milhões de anos atrás. E antes que eu me esqueça, vai todo mundo que me contrariou tomar no cu!
GOSTAR DE MIM POR QUEM EU SOU E NAO PELA MINHA APARENCIA
Sério, de verdade, ser uma pessoa bonita não é fácil em nossa sociedade atual; não é só os olhares de desejo das mulheres e dos homens que me incomoda, e sim, o fato de ser só isso para as pessoas. Sou muito mais que apenas um cara bonito. Tenho qualidades além dessas, e saber que as pessoas não ligam para elas, pois estão entorpecidas de anseio pela minha formosura, me entristece muito.
Não suporto mais ser bonito. Tudo que eu queria era poder nascer de novo num corpo de uma pessoa feia, pois sério, vocês não sabem como me dói saber que por culpa de algo que nasceu em mim (a incrível beleza), serei rotulado eternamente por isso.
Eu trabalho, estudo, procuro, conheço, aprendo! Sou um ser-humano como qualquer outro e não só mais um rostinho bonito.
Pergunta antes de eu poder te namorar: Você é ocultista?
Essa é a pergunta de um milhão de dólares que raramente vejo sendo feita.
Se você ainda não for, pra se tornar minha namorada precisará ser e aqui está como fazer isso
É fato que a maior parte da literatura especializada ocidental acredita em Deus e Cristo, somente olhando-o por uma lente diferente. Não há um ritual que lhe aproxime de Deus, as coisas raramente são tão simples. Entretanto, com estudo e meditação o caminho começa a ficar mais claro.
Entenda que não sou nenhum senhor da verdade, e o que te falo hoje posso descobrir ser mentira amanhã. Saiba também que um dos maiores problemas desse meio é a falta de um início claro, sendo as obras tidas como introdutórias porcarias completas. Dito isso, lhe respondo o seguinte:
  1. O caminho mais completo para se aproximar do que você quer começa com noções do pensamento Helênico. Entenda que boa parte da visão de mundo cristã vem da antiguidade clássica, principalmente as noções de harmonia e belo. Não te peço para ler tudo o que já foi jogado ao chão pelos gregos, mas saiba um pouco das origens das coisas. Tenha uma ideia básica dos quatro humores gregos, e que essa é uma das origens para atribuirmos personalidades aos elementos da natureza. Entenda um pouco dos seus deuses e Cosmos, porque eles serão utilizados no futuro de forma metafórica em textos. Saiba que quando aparecer um hermafrodita em um texto especializado não há conexão com desvios modernos, mas com um simbolismo mais antigo (Salvo engano, sua origem é Platônica. Mais especificamente, O Banquete, durante os discursos sobre amor).
  2. Entenda que boa parte da origem da magia ocidental vem da confluência da cultura grega com a egípcia, incluindo a alquimia. A tábua esmeralda é um texto obrigatório. Leia um pouco sobre o Axioma de Maria, A judia. Aprenda um pouco da simbologia alquímica, porque será importante para você no futuro. É dentro da alquimia que irão discursar sem final sobre a trindade (pelo menos os da corrente de Paracelso). Não se pretenda nenhum mestre dos espagíricos, porque os químicos farão isso melhor do que você. Entenda que não havia essa separação absoluta entre o material e o espiritual, então os dois conhecimentos andaram juntos ao decorrer da história. Entenda também que haviam escritores voltados especificamente para a alquimia espiritual, enquanto outros à química.
  3. Estude a Cabala. Eu entendo que para alguns seja difícil dar atenção à Cabala Judaica com o surto conspiracionista chanístico sobre a índole de todo um povo, mas querendo ou não o judaísmo é o Pai da fé cristã, sendo Jesus judeu. Entenda que a árvore da vida é um estudo sobre Deus e suas emanações, e dela virá uma boa parte de seu conhecimento.
  4. Leia as coisas atuais sobre o assunto. Dê atenção aos escritores herméticos, principalmente.
Ocultismo é um saco, pelo menos se você for estudar seriamente. Você pode perder a vida se tiver um projeto ambicioso como se aproximar de Deus.
Você também pode pular algumas etapas no que te falei. Sobre a parte do pensamento grego, saiba que boa parte é "dispensável". Dito isso, recomento que entenda um pouco sobre o funcionamento do Cosmos de Ptolomeu. Entenda também alguns dos símbolos planetários, porque seu entendimento irá lhe ajudar no futuro.
Pra me namorar tambéme tem que gostar dos animes:
Akame ga Kill! Akarui Sekai Keikaku Ana Satsujin Asu no Yoichi! Azumanga Daioh Balance Policy Black Cat BlazBlue: Remix Heart Chichi ga Loli na Mono de Choujigen Game Neptune: The Animation - Dengeki Comic Anthology Come Come Vanilla! Criminale! Dog Style Domina no Do! Eden no Ori Yu-gi-oh
Sobre assistir Yu-gi-oh; quando eu era adolescente, gostava (na época que passou na TV Globinho e era moda), mas hoje em dia não gosto mais; então não assistiria de novo.
Quanto às minhas lembranças marcantes de Yu-gi-oh:
Em 2003, Yu-gi-oh era moda e todo mundo na escola da quinta e da sexta série jogava com cartinhas piratas, já o pessoal da sétima e da oitava não se interessava. A propósito, em 2003 tiveram duas grandes modas de brinquedos baseados em animes, cartinhas de Yu-gi-oh e Beyblade. Outro brinquedo que todo mundo da quinta e da sexta série levava pra escola em 2003 depois que passou a moda de Yu-gi-oh e começou a moda da Beyblade era a Beyblade.
Outra lembrança marcante que tenho de Yu-gi-oh é que em 2003 na escola o pessoal criava suas próprias cartinhas, fazendo desenhos e estatísticas.
Fujimura-kun Mates Gantz Gou-Dere Bishoujo Nagihara Sora♥ Higurashi no Naku Koro ni Kai: Matsuribayashi-hen Hitsugi no Chaika Ichigo 100% Ichinensei ni Nacchattara In Bura!: Bishoujo Kyuuketsuki no Hazukashii Himitsu Jigokuren: Love in the Hell Jinzou Shoujo JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken Part 4: Diamond wa Kudakenai JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken Part 5: Ougon no Kaze JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken Part 6: Stone Ocean JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken Part 7: Steel Ball Run Kaibutsu Oujo Lucky☆Star Mahou no Iroha! Mahou Tsukai Kurohime Monster Hunter Orage Mujaki no Rakuen Needless Zero Nyotai-ka Onihime VS Oretama Perowan!: Hayakushinasai! Goshujinsama♪ Re:Marina Rosario to Vampire Saitama Chainsaw Shoujo Sankarea School Rumble Shingetsutan Tsukihime Shocking Pink! Shurabara! Sora no Otoshimono Sora no Otoshimono Pico Akame ga Kill! Ana Satsujin Asu no Yoichi! Azumanga Daioh Balance Policy Black Cat BlazBlue: Remix Heart Chichi ga Loli na Mono de Choujigen Game Neptune: The Animation - Dengeki Comic Anthology Come Come Vanilla! Dorohedoro Nekopara Pet Toaru Kagaku no Railgun Magia Record: Mahou Shoujo Madoka☆Magica Gaiden Rikei ga Koi ni Ochita no de Shoumei shitemita.Rikei ga Koi ni Ochita no de Shoumei shitemita. Isekai Quartet 2Isekai Quartet 2 Ishuzoku Reviewers Somali to Mori no Kamisama Eizouken ni wa Te wo Dasu na!Eizouken ni wa Te wo Dasu na! Itai no wa Iya nano de Bougyoryoku ni Kyokufuri Shitai to Omoimasu.Itai no wa Iya nano de Bougyoryoku ni Kyokufuri Shitai to Omoimasu. Jibaku Shounen Hanako-kun Haikyuu!!: To the TopHaikyuu!!: To the Top Darwin's GameDarwin's Game Kyokou SuiriKyokou Suiri Plunderer
PRE REQUISITO: GOSTAR DE FILMES DE FAROESTE.
IMPORTANTE: Se você gosta de filmes de super heroi, pare de ler e va se foder.
Se você é assim, fique longe de mim.
NÃO QUERO AS MULHERES QUE: As que falam palavrões As que fumam As que usam drogas As que postam foto com bebida Que bebem (menos 🍷, isso é coisa de dama) As que vão para balada, festa, rave etc As que postam fotos com short curto, decote ou sensuais
Há uma coisa que eu quero que você entenda sobre nós os homens.
Quando você colocar uma foto sua nua no facebook, fazendo uma pose gostosa, mostrando os seios ou como vemos em várias fotos mostrando o bumbum ou deitada sedutoramente em sua cama, a única coisa que você faz é que as pessoas tenham desejo sexual por você, claro em A maioria dos casos por parte de homens.
Eu sei que você vai ficar tão emocionada com os 500 likes, 120 comentários e as inúmeras mensagens privadas! Você vai querer postar cada vez mais fotos para se sentir cada vez mais no topo.
Mas há algo importante que você precisa saber:
Na verdade nenhum desses caras que gostam, comentam ou enviam mensagens privadas te ama. Tudo o que eles querem é usá-la e depois atirá-la para o lixo, para ser honesto nenhum deles a levaria para sua casa para ser sua esposa, acredite em mim, você para eles não é mais que uma menina de programa em busca de popularidade barata No Facebook.
Os homens ricos os que tem o que você procura "dinheiro" ou os pobres admiram as mulheres que se vestem com decência e se respeitam. Uma vestimenta decente que não revela muito o seu corpo, leva-os a amar e a respeitar-te, isto a simples vista nos diz que és uma mulher virtuosa, alguém a quem se pode levar para casa para ser esposa e mãe.
Isto em muitos casos diz-lhes que você foi criada com princípios morais e lhes dá detalhes do seu bom histórico familiar.
Eles não se preocupam muito com a maquiagem excessiva, uma mulher digna de propor casamento sempre se distingue do monte, não importa como.
Valoriza seu corpo, lembre-se que para encontrar diamantes é preciso cavar, respeita, e um verdadeiro homem vai te respeitar de um modo ou de outro.
Mas você terá muito respeito: Mulher, não mostre seu corpo no facebook, você não sabe que tipo de pessoas, venha suas coisas, você é uma mulher bela, não precisa de fotos, nem mostrar tanto, você pode conquistar com sua simpatia, com seu educacióncon seu sonrrisa,
As que já ficaram com amigos seus, ou que ficam com mais de 3 em um único ano As que não trabalham ou estudam (ou que estão em um curso irrelevante de humanas) As que não sabem o básico de uma casa, como lavar, passar roupa, cozinhar, trocar fralda, etc As interesseiras As que estão pedindo presentes sempre As que já estão comprometidas As não gostam de crianças ou dizem que não querem ter filhos (pessoas que não querem ter filhos não são confiáveis) As que tem piercing de bufalo
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